What are you ordering?

That shit looks dry as hell.

Why is Kreme spelled with a 'K'?

Because 'cream' and 'creme' both have definitions and the 'kreme' DD and KK use fits neither of them.

Wouldn't fresh 'cream' be best?

Boston kreme and a couple of old-fashioned.

French Cruller every time. Fuckin' love those things.

Lemon Filled

old fashioned only please

Old-fashioned. I simply cannot do those frosted or glazed donuts anymore, they're too much. Too sweet.

Does your boyfriend also avoid carbs?

i love apple fritters but god damn, can they be such hit or miss.
you either go to a place that serves them really good, super moist with the right amount of apple/cinnamon in the middle.

or you can have it super dry, like your picture, with barely any traces of apple and cinnamon.

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Jelly munchkins
Boston creme
Vanilla creme
This is why I didn't include them. I have a doughnut shop by the lake that serves the absolute best Apple Fritters but the Dunkin Doughnuts in my local Wal-Mart are dry and have no traces of apple or even apple flavor in them.

Does the choco long john have the same filling as bavarian and boston?

Directions to a place that fries their donuts onsite

French crullers
>I am hard now

Your place.
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One old fashioned, one Bavarian Kreme, one Boston Kreme, one French Cruller, one Double Chocolate and a box of mixed munchkins.

maple bar nigga

>chocolate long john
literally just a loaf of bread with chocolate sauce

mate just look on yelp for donut places in your area. I'm sure one of them makes fresh donuts

i don't eat donuts, so if i'm here i'm on a downward spiral.

Fuckin french tractor wheels and milk! Anyone who disagrees is terminally homosexual.

french cruller and double chocolate

two blueberry cake unless they have apple fritters

>no sour cream glazed

It has it's own custard filling.

French Cruller because it's the best choice.

6 glazed
6 chocolate frosted
3 rainbow sprinkles
3 maple frosted
3 blueberry cake
3 chocolate glazed

What are you standing there for, did you get all that? Hurry up, I need to get to work, jeez.

Powdered. And I'm wearing a black top.

Two butternut, two toasted coconut, four old fashioned, and four Boston Kreme.

3 Boston Kreme
3 Glazed
3 Chocolate Frosted
3 Toasted Coconut

gimme one of everything except the toasted coconut, and make the chocolate kreme a double.

and I'd like 4 cups of coffee to make it look like I'm not just going to eat these all myself.

then I'll eat the spare chocolate kreme when I get in the car, then drive home and eat the rest while crying that my life is meaningless

2 Chocolate Long Johns
2 Maple Long Johns
2 Boston Cremes
1 Vanilla Creme
1 Chocolate Creme
2 Double Chocolate
1 Strawberry Frosted
1 Chocolate Frosted
2 Jelly

>"old fashioned"
>it's a plain cake donut

i thought pic related was an old fashioned.

>all europe calls it éclair
>even russia calls it éclair
>clappistan says LONG JOHN

this is why we can't have the metric system

honestly the more fruit in any baked good/pastry the better

same goes with pie

Two of everything please

I've been having urges lately to buy like 50 donuts and eat donuts all day desu

I would probably get constipated but it would be a really good day

it is, OP pic is fucking retarded
calling doughnut holes munchkins?

And a diet cola

The cock and balls from Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, Oregon. (bavarian creme filled) ;)

I need two double chocolate, two jelly, one Boston, and about 100cc of Bavarian cream injected into my arm

And a small black coffee

>overrated millennial shit promoting the BBC and cuckoldry in general

I'm shocked

D-d--dii--dd ooo do you have any daanishes?

>American cuckoldry
>Germany cuckoldry
>all in one doughnut

Christ, if one of the owners is Swedish the world might explode.

>"top" instead of "shirt"
WOMEN GET OUT REEEEE

Chocolate frosted cake

All of them

Double chocolate glazed cake donuts are the most delicious pastries ever invented, and anyone disagreeing is wrong.

This pic is from canadia

Give me the glazed and some double chocolate.
I'd give my own firstborn son to the robot devil for an infinite amount of them.

Fun fact in Germany jully doughnuts are called Berliner and are traditionally eaten on new years eve. Also there is a common joke to fill one berliner with mustard when you bring a dozen to a party.

But user: éclairs and long johns are not the same thing. They're similar, but not the same. That'd be like saying doughboys/dumplings are the same thing as bread. Actually, doughboys have more in common with bread than éclairs do with long johns.
Éclairs are baked, long johns are fried.
Éclairs are made from pâte à choux and long johns are made from a yeast-risen, brioche-like dough.
Éclairs are filled with vanilla custard (egg thickened cream, no starch added) and long johns are filled with vanilla pudding (starch-thickened cream with a little egg yolk for colour and added richness).
Éclairs are dipped in chocolate glaze and long johns are spread with cake frosting.

The only difference between a doughboy and bread is that doughboys are boiled or fried and bread is baked.

Do Bavarians really like Bavarian Kreme donuts and Bavarian cakes?

Are obsessed yuropoors ever not being retarded?

that looks like a glazed sour cream donut

I'll have an apple fritter from the secret menu. Thanks.

same

are they soemhting you can make at home or is it too fucked up?

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Kolache is the only acceptable answer

>go on yelp
>type in "donuts"
>top 10 results is Krispy Kreme and 9 Dunkin Donuts around town

For me, its the mcchicken

I think the apples in apple fritters are gross

I'll have a 20 pack of assorted Timbits and if they play dumb about the """munchkins""" I'll politely ask them to stop appropriating canadian culture before apologizing and walking out

Jelly.
Sugar raised ain't too bad neither.

1 maple long john
1 sugar raised
12 jelly munchkins
2 french cruller

Do you guys serve coffee?

Old fashioned

Anything else is for whores and fags

>dunkin donuts
>not krispy kreme

Came here to say this. OP's old fashioned is shit.

>krispy kreme
>not bapple

Full dozen of old fashioned

that's not even a donut you fucking dunce

let me get that express dozen son

ill take 2 glazed, 3 chocolate glazed, 3 maple glazed, 4 jelly

It could be sour cream. But that shape is what makes old fashioned.

OP is just a plain ass cake donut.

Nothing, I'm allergic to bread.

2 French crullers, 2 maple frosted, 2 toasted coconut, 2 double chocolate, 2 butternut and 2 sugar raised. And a large dunkaccino

Literally all of them except kreme and jelly filled ones, those are only for a certain type of "people"

what kind of "people"

Crullers are pretty much impossible to mess up, so I'll take half a dozen of those plz.

I've never had a crueller. Why are they better than regular donuts?

2 Boston Kremes and a Large Coffee please.

OJ

1 dozen boston kreme
1 dozen glazed
10000 chocolate munchkins

First thing I noticed. Where are the fritters?

1 chocolate glazed, 1 double chocolate, 1 Boston cream,

They're partially hollow, like choux, and the shape gives it an interesting texture. The dough inside is usually very soft while the outside has a nice crunch.

long johns up the yin yang

>...croissant

you fuckers are making me want a crueller stop it

15 long johns