Strong Pornography - Amateur Edition

>You make it
>You post it
>We fap to it

Your steak hasnt been cooked on a high enough heat. Let the pan/grill/whatever get ridiculously, smoking hot and then grill it, the outside will go golden and delicious, not the ballsack colour yours is.

This.
For such a thick cut too, you're probably going to want that centre just a bit more done, but that's just because I personally don't like eating jello.
That outside looks a fat black woman's skin though.
8/10 would still smack back onto a hotter pan and eat.

Your steak has tonsil stones.

Veeky Forums yet again proves its incredible plebocity.

good thing this is food and cooking not photography, because that photo is blurry as shit

Veeky Forums homemade porn thread?

I can deliver some of my meat.

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That makes my mouth water just looking at it

Ye baby, I make you all moist?

boi

But we're suggesting how to have a high quality steak instead of McDonalds microwave steak.

Reposting my oc

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Bourbon shrimp with a pineapple sauce with plantain chips and white rice

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Zabaglione

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Dutch baby

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Deboned and stuffed roast chicken.

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Twice baked plantain with chorizo and fresco cheese.

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A mocha topped with homemade whipped cream.

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Gin fizz

can you guess what this is?

I'll toss my hat in

Gat dangit

a disaster

Excellent cooking, but terrible bier.

>ITT - OP makes a shitty steak and cries hard when called out on it

looks perfect famalam

Duck grilled over charcoal.

what's the sauce on the bread? Looks fantastic

Its garlic butter.

bruh

Biscuit dough rolled into croissants with an andouille/bacon country gravy and a caper relish mixed with hot sauce

I am so sorry for this. I can't orient images on mobile

Ooooo now that is spankworthy. 9/10

>chicken pulled from a roast with the skin on, probably store bought
>unseasoned red beans
>white rice
>trash can gravy or queso of some sort

Things I wouldn't eat, the post.

What's that pastrylike thing behind the lobster

Looks pretty good desu

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Looks delicious but I hate the shit where people serve food inside fruit or vegetables.

The lobster shell was the garnish, the pastry was a puff pastry bowl thing and it was filled with lobster in a cheese sauce called Lobster Newberg

Recipe for this one lad?