I have $10 to last a year. What do I do?

I have $10 to last a year. What do I do?

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learn how to dumpster dive, beg, or get a job.

why a year
can't you get a job

Buy rope from hardware store. Tie a noose.
If you don't know how to, use the last bit of your minutes to memorize this
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Then hang self from bridge

donate blood, sell a kidney, finance a house with these funds.

as a part time job, bum on the streets during rush hours, and in between, offer to wash people windows for change at gas stations.

assuming you can wash 2 cars windows per stop light, at a quarter each, thats almost $30 an hour. shit, make a sign saying "do you think i can do it!?" and make a show out of it.

youll be loaded.
most important part is that you make the most out of that kidney money. you can finance a cheap house/apartment (400/MONTH), for roughly 50 years.

Bleach your asshole and get a sugar daddy

kill yourself

Gay 4 pay

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Go to a "Discount Foods" store that sells expired food. It will be labeled as "salvaged".

Buy a couple of 20 lb bags of rice for $3 each. Buy a couple of 20 lb bags of beans for another $3 each. Use your remaining $2 to buy a 100 count multi-vitamin supplement.

If you do this and you have access to water and a means to cook your beans and rice you can live for a year if you ration yourself properly.