How is this not a pizza?
Earlier I was mocked by a minimum wage snot nose zit faced greasy high schooler at my local pizza place for demanding a grilled cheese (pizza)
Also PSA to all ingrates who have nothing better to do than prepare shitty fast food for their betters: I know the manager is there, even if you say he's "out"
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A grilled cheese sounds pretty good right now
I like to put sliced turkey in mine
because pizza is not grilled you fucking nigger
>hes never had a grilled pizza
>Muh pizza sandwich definition thread #52323112
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Words and terms don't always have one universal definition, but are rather applied and changes pragmatically depending on context.
philosophy isn't even real
Hello, fellow Scotsbro
huh?
HUH? HUH? HUH?
woah...
More like pizza is Italian rarebit
>actually what pizza was called when it was introduced to the UK
no tomatoes
Wuh?
Because a pizza isn't a fucking sandwich u fucking retard
w-whats that floating around in there?
Nessie
>cucked by a pizzaboy
kys
That's a melt.
Grilled cheese is cheese+bread+butter cooked on a stove.
If you add anything else it is called a melt, not a grilled cheese.
I can see it now
>op clunks into the parking lot with his 20 year old shitbox
>parks in the handicap spot
>the whole parking lot echos with the sound of J-Core as he opens his door and tries to muster the courage to go in
>shuffles awkwardly as he makes it to the door
>makes his way to the front register
>>"how can I help you today Sir"
>"w- well, c- can I get a grilled cheese sandwich"
>>"sorry, but we only serve pizza here"
>"REEEEEE BUT GRILLED CHEESE IS PIZZA
>op storms out in an autistic fit while everyone laughs at him
Like you're doing now?
op, you are absolutely correct.
that's some fine lookin' 'go 'za, breauxseph
No sauce.
The tomato soup is the sauce. deconstructed for a more sophisticated palate.
my nigga
Op... Everyone knows grilled cheese falls in the 'go 'zone category. It has a crust on top, how could that fall in the 'za category!??!
Dude you don't know what you're missing. Grilled pizza is fucking awesome.
>'go 'zone
Sounds like a hip and trendy 'go 'za restaurant
Are you fucking stupid
Or are you just looking for (you)s? Is this a Veeky Forums meme? I'm sorry but I'm not very familiar to the board.
Arguing about the difference between sandwich and pizza is a meme, yes. Or at least I think its a meme. Im pretty new here too.
Both of you guys have been here longer than everybody else, chill.
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>how is this not a pizza?
i got Apu's voice right now "a twizzler is not a sprinkle, a mars bar is not a sprinkle, a grilled cheese is not a pizza"
10/10 would read again.
This board really is just fucking finished
