He unironically uses creamy peanut butter

>he unironically uses creamy peanut butter

>he uses store bought peanut butter

Where can I get a doggo carrier like this? Does it come with a doggo to put in it?

>he uses pre-minced garlic

>he doesn't like pulp in his orange juice

>she doesn't come home with tendies

>he uses garlic/onion powder instead of the real thing

>he doesn't grow all his food with non-GMO heritage seeds he sourced himself
>he doesn't use utensils made by himself with iron from his backyard iron mines
>he doesn't create the universe first when he makes his apple pie from scratch

>He uses store bought sauces

>liking crunchy peanut butter

Why not just eat a hand full of peanuts and a shot of oil.

This. Just chew up some peanuts and wash it down with veg oil you fucking savage.

> buying vegetables when you can grow them yourself

>Nuggers being the same as tendies

Your just as bad

>your
It's "You're", you fucking inbred piece of shit

>Not photosynthesis

>he unironacilly eats anything not made by an ayy lmao

>Ayys eat prepared food

>he doesn't peel his grapes

I don't use it, i eat it

>eating anything except sugary cereal straight out of the box while lying in bed watching 90s tv shows

PLEBS, ALL OF YOU!

You're supposed to stir Adam's peanut butter you fucking mongoloids.

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>Stop liking things I don't like

I bet the force necessary for removing that pin exceeds the tensile strength of the tape holding the grenade there. Worst thing that happens is the tape rips and the grenade is swinging from the handle.

>He doesn't bake his own bread
>He doesn't make his own pasta
>He doesn't make his own tortillas

>Not recognizing rexa-tape

>Opening a microwave before the beeps stop to tell you the radiation has dissipated

She needs to be BLACKED.

Youve been meme'd fag lol

Is that actually what it means

lel i never wait for the button i always open it early and grab shit

>he doesn't activate his almonds

It's not a carrier, it's a doggo life vest.

Get back to your cuck shed, Sven.

Who unironically enjoys peanuts in his candybl bar

I liked crunchy
but it got fucking annoying when the nuts kept getting stuck on my teeth, fuck that

The only thing holding that pin in is the lever, which has been taped down.

creamed peanut butter is easier to digest.

Peanut chunks irritate the intestinal tract.

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>he ironically shitposts on the cooking section of a japanese anime forum

Is that even a thing?

Literally fuck off

>he eats anything but soylent
Come on lads it's current year.

>He didn't gather his own clay
>He didn't use his clay to make bricks
>He didn't use his bricks to make his house
>He didn't build his own oven
>He didn't use wood in said over
>He didn't harvest his grain to make his own flour
>He didn't gather wild heirloom tomatoes
>He didn't use eggs still warm from the chicken's ass
>He didn't milk the cow himself
>He didn't slaughter the wild boars for his sausage
>He didn't put all these ingredients together to for a perfect dish.

Does he even go' za?

>he doesn't use a homemade coconut

it's foul

...

Chunky is where it's fucking at.

It does the job.

>he doesn't make his own water

Creamy is so much better.

I prefer to buy creamy and cruncy, then mix them together in a larger container. That way I have more peanut butter to peanut ratio, I like a little crunch here and there, but I want that delicious smoothness, too