Who's house do you go to for dinner and Netflix?

see

Are you the incredibly annoying american chink in the center at the start

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo59LlkTDe4

Hannah, obviously

>parents that don't even speak english are more okay with it than him
>he probably ate "real chinese" one time when his parents took him to china for a week when he was 8 years old
>won't shut up about it.

He's not totally wrong though, Panda Express is americanized as hell.

even though its American style chinese food, Kim.
Id actually go so far to say that anyone not choosing Kim is technically retarded.

two of these got takeout and one is bland as fuck so I'm probably going with Maria.

Kim

Hannah is going to get a birthcanal full of steaming babybatter.

>mom, i posted it again

Looks like I'm gonna be a race traitor tonight.

>chicken lags - Copy.jpg

...

maria is brazilian

Probably Kim, if she's the kind of girl I'd work with, we'd probably end up watching that new Voltron show on Netflix. Besides, I haven't had Chinese food in a while.

Hannah.

I only mingle with caucasians when I'm off work.

Hannah for breakfast, since The only thing she can cook right is bacon and eggs

Kim for lunch, for obvious stereotypical reasons

Maria for dinner.

>and laquisha on the weekends when I want a lil' side-chicken

>women knowing anything about steak
user
you know as well I do that white women are culinary lost in the US

That just looks like a flat icon total consistent with that.

Maria. Best looking food and Latinas know how to fuck.

I pick nobody because I'm a better fucking cook than every single one of them.

Look at all you motherfuckers complaining

Nigga I'd be overjoyed to have a honey making me dinner everyday

Boy, even fuckin Kim went out and bought takeout. She spending money on you cuh, lock down that shit!

Latinas are subhuman trash along with the zipperhead and the bluegum.

Kim. I haven't had chinese food in a while.

Gotta be Laquisha. However

>implying women cook

laquisha, hanna is a close second though

I have yellow fever, so Kim.

My mom made the same exact dish Hannah made and she's a divorced single mom in her 30s except she got an alcoholic husband that I would to stab to death and shit on given the option

Too young for this site lil man

This video brings back pleasant memories of my old workplace
>several employees who are Asian immigrants
>most of them in their 40's or 50's
>get new employee who is like a fourth Japanese or something and 24
>spots actual Japanese lady pour a bit of soy sauce on her rice at lunch
>spergs out at her for dishonoring muh prain white rice because we wuz in famine n shiet
>she tells him in the most professional and polite way possible to fuck off

>laquisha is literally from popeyes
>kim is literally from some local take away place

>maria and hannah are legit but white women now are trash so maria.

The ABCs are the worst in that they're culturally insecure, so they latch on to muh perceived heritage and won't shut up about it. I say this as an Asian who has lived in both the East and the West.

You have that option now, princess, but you're too much of a cuckold-in-training to do anything about it.

Tell your stepdaddy to keep up the good work. And if your real dad is still alive, tell him to throw a little extra in with the next child support check so you can take up karate and get rid of that anger.

Also, post pics of your mom eating a hotdog, so that it's still board relevant.

can't waste your originals on low grade slapfights. gotta save the highly enriched originals for when the big battle comes.

.......you eat avocados with rice and beans? What part of Brazil are you from, man-person?

Kim or Hannah. Hannah better have gravy for those potatoes or its Kim or Blaquisha.

Why don't white women fuck like ethnic girls?

Hannah

Laziness. They want "le romantic lovemaking", while a black girl will usually fuck in whatever way it takes to come harder.

>Hannah better have gravy for those potatoes

This, i'll take hers if there's some hidden gravy but if not it'll have to be Laquisha's

That young guy is a fucking douche. At least the old heads recognize that Chinese and American have different tastes, so of course it's Americanized.
I know a lot of American Chinese (mostly second gen) people but not one who is above shitty 3am chinese spot in the hood food.
Also I've worked at places that do real Chinese, don't act elitist about chicken assholes in MSG. Nothing against MSG, shit is magic.

3some with Kim and Laguisha

>That Mexican salad
Okay what the heck, I'm Mexican and I have a billion ways to get the same nutrition but a million times tastier and with not much more work.

For example, a "salsa" with no salt (why do we call everything that has vegetables in it a salsa). Yes I realize "sal" is in salsa.

Laquisha. But all that food gonna make me catch the itis and I'll be a sleep by the time Netflix happens.

Hannah > Laquisha > Kim > Maria

oh lawd

It's a very tough choice between Kim and Hannah, but in the end I'll choose Kim for the chance of smashing that qt asian pussy.

Which one Veeky Forums?

>putting money on food
Well, definitely not Becky. That bitch is disgusting.
When you see notes floating in urinals and you then use them to buy beer, you never look at money the same way again.

A-at least Keisha's food is packed.

t. poop dollar collector

Alessandra
breh c'mon

>dat person in the Keisha frame hittin' a crack pipe

>dat person
That's Keisha

maria is clearly latina. you dun goofd just admit.

>mah nigguh

Yeah, nah, I'll be over at Cassia's place.