Friendly reminder that shrimp are bugs

Friendly reminder that shrimp are bugs

here's another friendly reminder, shrimp are the best seafood, hell maybe even best food

Mkay

sweet, delicious bugs

Lobsters are bottom feeders who basically live off dead matter. They are the cockroaches of the sea.

well that makes sense, shrimps taste better than lobsters anyways.
>inb4 some idiot saying lobster godtier
nope, it's not, i've had my fair share of lobster and fresh good shrimp is always way better

That's a prawn you faggot idiot

technically they are spiders you fucking nigger

>he eats his food raw and wriggling
gollum, plz go

shrimp > crab > lobster

They are delicious and so are mealworms

Yeah I see shrimp bugs in shushi sandwiches all the time. Me, I prefer prizza with SAUsage. For your health

No they aren't. Unlike most other crustaceans, they actually hunt for prey. What is it's prey? Why, mollusks and other crustaceans! Hence why they have a giant crusher claw, and a thinner cutting claw; the first one crushes the prey open, while the second one cuts and tears out the soft, delicious insides.

Your point?

Lobster > Shrimp > Crab

Fucking fight me

Friendly reminder that is a fookin prawn.

But doesn't have any visible claws, never mind a crusher claw.

A friendly reminder that cattle and poultry eat and shit just like your parents

>my entirely subjective opinion is law
Underage b&

Poor Turks

I don't know what this shrimp thing is but your picture of a prawn looks fine.

you forgot swine, unless thats what you meant by his parents.

Lobster > Crab > Scallops > Shrimp

All seafood is gross to me except for Octopus. I only eat intelligent animals.

You'd think cockroaches would be delicious by this logic. Can a euro test this out and report back? it could be a culinary breakthrough

Never really thought about it, but the best animals to eat are pretty smart. Pigs, for example

your mom is a sow but I'm still going to eat bacon

Yard crabs are better desu.