>Cook for friend >freshly caught trout with lemon and herbs, roasted root vegetables >All he has is an ancient non-stick aluminium pan >impossible to remove ancient grease from pan >burns all food it comes into contact with >he laughs at me for messing up the food (fish skin got a bit burnt)
>friend cooks for me >buys cheapest stew meat >melts margarine in nightmare pan >over an inch of liquid fat in pan >fries the stringy meat in liquid >tough as boot sole >puts on plate, floating in grease >literally inedible >somehow he eats it >only prepared the meat >nothing else >gets very insulted when I mention he can't cook >refuses to talk to me for weeks
Why do people do this?
Ryder Hall
How does a polar bear know what apples is?
Justin Mitchell
This happened to me basically but my wife and I literally fucked his wife after he passed out. Leave for 3 years and come back with degree and you and your wife are slaying va Jay jay since we know how to fuck.
Never knew my best friends from high school were such shitty lays desu
Chase Reyes
> not baking it in foil or on a grill.
r u dum?
Hunter Turner
How do YOU know what a polar bear is?
Isaac Williams
Tiny oven, and had to choose between vegetables and fish. Didn't realize the pan situation was bad until after it was too late.
Thomas Fisher
>>gets very insulted when I mention he can't cook >>refuses to talk to me for weeks >Why do people do this? Are you asking why someone reacted poorly to your judgement and insults? If you respected your friend for more than cooking, you'd have instead just said that you can't eat that much fat yourself blahblah heartburn reasons or cholesterol reasons, whatever, and then taken him to dinner so he didn't have to eat it either. If he refused oh well, you were skipping dinner or eating later, and you wouldn't have acted like your friend was a piece of ignorant shit. /facepalm
Nathaniel Kelly
aw you gotta be fucking kidding me
Adrian Lewis
>if you respected your friend, you would lie and make up bullshit like a woman
Absolutely not.
Charles Allen
What he made sounds a lot better than burnt fish. His house probably utterly smelled like disgusting burnt fish for weeks because of you.
If you knew how to actually cook real food with a man's pan instead of throwing pond scum fish and the animal feed you call vegetables that even an African wouldn't eat together with your ill concocted, ill suited weed and lemon concoction, he wouldn't have gotten so angry.
Please get good at cooking before making a thread like this again, dumbass.
