Wtf I love bud light now

>pear cider
IT'S CALLED PERRY RREEEEEEEEE

it's as refreshing as water, but with alcohol in it

You mean *tastes* like water.
Budweiser products are fukt, who makes beer out of rice?
Give me a proper hoppy ale any day.

eat a bullet

>who makes beer out of rice?
I think the japs? or am i thinking of saki, i'm legitimately not trolling so pls not bully

you're thinking of sake, but it's more like a wine isn't it?

sake is even stronger than wine, usually at 15-20 abv, compared to 10-15 wine

Yeah, saki is a distilled spirit made from rice.
Beer is a whole other thing.
Typically barley is the mash from which it's made, though many other grains can be added or substituted - I just don't see rice as being one of them. Savor the flimsy taste of Budweiser to see why.

I think light beers are popular in America because it fits out guzzling lifestyle, you can suck down a six pretty quickly without actually tasting anything.

It's sake, there are no drinks called saki

Czech Budweiser is pretty good. American Bud is literally urine

It still depends on the part of the country. Light just means calorie light, not abv. I've seen 5.9 bud here.

yeah, thanks for the correction... I just woke up and haven't gotten my coffee on yet :p

LE DON'T MESS WITH ME BEFORE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE FACE XPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Come on bro just don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee I mean seriously you're such a dick how come you want to fucking talk to me before I've had my coffee don't be a douchebag I need my coffee
xD

>literally
your using that word incorrectly

No he isn't.

You're using the word your incorrectly you illiterate fuck hole

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Which bullshit states are missing out on the golden age of beer?

>Shart in mart detected

Morman land.

oh come on

Next to an ice cold real beer?

Why do people get so triggered by budweiser?
As a non-american that's only had it a few times, it's pretty much the least offensive form of alcohol I've tasted. Sure it's not /good/, but I don't get how you could taste it and actively dislike it. Better than most country's cheap trash beers (VB, Asahi, fucking Tsingtao all spring to mind)

You're missing the point, dipshit. A light beer you can slam a few of them while you're fixing your car, working on your patio, etc; and you won't feel bloated and full.

Dumb fucking homo.

how about you just drink water

You can do the same thing with a real beer, except then you won't be a raging faggot.
Oh wait, it's impossible for you to NOT be a raging faggot.. carry on.

>I need to be consuming alcohol LITERALLY AT ALL TIMES
Kill yourself

Nowhere in my post implies I drink alcohol at all times, you dirty cum drinker. I know your faggot ass has never done any actual labor in your life, go ahead and do a brake job after having a few craft beers. Dumb fucking faggots like you are rampant on this board.

Macrobrews are just a matter of grains being so fucking cheap and subsidized in the US.

There's really no point talking to numale millennials. Let them have their circle jerk about how much they dislike a thing.

I can list several better things.

Like the gose I just had after mowing my lawn, for instance.

Except the part where you said you needed to drink beer while fucking working on shit you retard.

If you don't want to drink beer, don't drink beer. It's not fucking complicated.
>willfully doing retarded things
>crying out m-m-m-m-m-muhlennials every time somebody calls you a retard for doing them

>drinking a beer someone else doesn't like is retarded

Epic.

Are you a poofter or something?

Lite beers are for blokes what are light on their feet.

Because I want to be a special snowflake and show everyone how much of a patrician I am.

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Don't forget Oklaho...nevermind, you said state.

>go ahead and do a brake job after having a few craft beers
I can, have, and will.

You know there's more to "craft" beer than IPAs and barrel-aged stouts, right?

Rice beer is a thing and it's pretty good

well, the more you know.

Because you can drink a fucking million of them over the course of a long sporting event. That's all they're really good for.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is truly the king of ALL beers

Iktfbdttmuihmuhcawffee XD

Yes, MW's dictionary has included that usage of it, but authorities recommend not using it. It's essentially in the same league as "irregardless" and other uneducated speak.

>Used correctly

One of beer's components is LITERALLY the urine/waste products of yeast microbes.

oklahoma goes by ABW, not ABV. difference is something like 20 texas beers is 21 oklahoma beers

Two of them, actually. The alcohol and the CO2

I support Bud Light because they support equal pay for women

Prohibition really fucked with Beer Culture in the US.

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