I just ate a whole pizza and fell bloated wat do?

I just ate a whole pizza and fell bloated wat do?

Suffer. You've earned it.

Wait until you digest the food.

What a shit thread.

Either wait until you burp, or mix some baking soda in a glass of water and drink it. How was the pizza?

Go exercise fatass.

get it up and out not too late no shame in it

purge, purge, purge

this

Ok yes

but get at least 300mg potassium immediately afterward, srsly

this , take a walk

stop being a pussy ass bitch

Eat a whole pizza

You should probably get back up first.

it was only a matter of time.

For some reason a beer soothes bloat with me.

Consider it your last meal and kys.

OP here just took a giant shit and feel much better

Thanks for the help

enjoy ur pizza high

I'd tell you to go hang yourself but something tells me the rope would snap

happened to me yesterday

I fell asleep soon afterwards

Eat the exact opposite of pizza to cancel it out.

Where is OP going to find an open azzip shop on a Sunday, fool?