Have you ever fucked your food?

Have you ever fucked your food?

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I once had to skull-fuck a jack-o-lantern as part of a hazing-type thing.
If that counts.

should I watch that mcchicken video I've heard about?

I hollowed out a banana peel and tried to fuck it but my girth was too much and split the peel. Continued to fuck it and it was ok. Wouldn't do it again.

Had a girl make me lick chocolate off her before sexual relations. I guess that's the closest I've come. She was a cute little thing. Sweet, too.

Well somebody's going to post it
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cool irrelevant blog

I fucked a sheep and had lamb cutlets for dinner that night.

t. New Zealand.

I microwaved a banana peel and fucked that. I used it to jack off with once.

Too much work and have to wait until parents leave

drunkenly found out my bf tried to fuck a cantaloupe in high school after he read an h-manga about a futa that fucks a cantaloupe imagining it was her crush. (can't remember what is was called)

this woman has classes?
what else does she teach?

>that moment she shoves that dildo in her mouth
>those noises

...kile?

Noice. Did the sheep enjoy it tough? Cause if she did then you made her relaxed and pumped full of endorphine. If not then there was adrenalin and other fear hormones that make the meat seize up and slightly bitter.

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I once fucked my fridge when I was 12

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supposedly you need to microwave it a bit

my roommate tried it and did it for too long he burned his dick a bit

hi louis ck

Did you cum?

I fucked the eye of my neighbors pumpkin when I was drunk about 4 years ago.

Took it in my apartment, fucked its eye, then put it back.

You could totally tell someone made one of the eyes bigger and there was cum all over it that dried to a shockingly glossy white the next day
>never told a soul

haha