Hangovers

>2x cold Beer Lao (0.75 l)
>cold Pepsi
>scrambled eggs with cheese
>french fries and may
>french bread with garlic spread
>500 mg paracetamol
>10 mg valium
>spliff

Smoke a fat bowl, OP. Trust me.

Toasted corn tortillas, chopped avocados and tomatoes, lemon juice, and salt. Eat it, puke it, eat more, puke it, repeat.

Make some electrolytes; 4 cups water to 1/4 teaspoon each of salt and baking soda, plus 1/4 cup orange juice. Pound it back and make more.

If you need to puke and your stomach hurts but you can't, take activated charcoal pills (2 to 4) and slippery elm tea, 3 cups at a time. This worked for me when I took kratom... worst drug ever.

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>hangover cures

These are pseudo-science for the most part. There have been some studies indicating a certain vitamin cocktail does actually assuage the chemical byproducts that cause the hangover, but other than that, le drinking water and le eating greasy food XD don't actually mitigate pain associated with processing those chemicals.

Dont do this you'll get mustard on it

Shit, shower and water are three essentials.

Food is key. Here in Ireland we have a filthy fried breakfast, it's pretty theraputic if you're hungover to fuck.

Take paracetamol for the headache, if you have one.

Once you're full of something greasy and protein-based, see how you are. Get a takeaway or something later.

If you have access to a gym with a pool and a sauna, that's a god-tier combo, just make sure you bring a shitload of water.

DUDE

Also cures colds, flus, irritable bowl syndrome, aids, cancer, zika virus, glaucoma, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, middle blood pressure, restless leg syndrome, heart attacks, tourettes, gulf war syndrome, virginity, diabetes, two terms of obama, and the bends (decompression sickness).

Ask your doctor of pho is right for you.

driinking water is for dehydration and processing alcohol. Being dehydrated is not a good state for feeling your best.

go back to sleep

>tfw there is no cure for acid comedown

Someone help me

Gulf War syndrome is actually really sad. Hundreds of thousands of troops go to war only to come back with a mysterious illness that the government won't acknowledge and treat them for.

Theories range from radiation sickess, to biological warfare agents, to permanent damage from the drug called Cipro that they had to take

Best hangover cure is hangover prevention. Make sure before drinking you have a full stomach, then before bed drink 16oz of water and have a salty fatty snack. One of my favorites is ramen noodles, nothing tells a hangover to fuck off like a full days worth of salt before bed.

Drinking fluids should help, alcohol being a strong diuretic and everything. It eases the headache, but not the general sick feeling.

Some food to get the body glucose level back to normal will also give energy. Consuming large quantities of unhealthy foods will release some endorphins, alleviating the ill feeling.

Both should ease an alcohol-victim's pains, even if the byproduct wont process any faster.

A glass of water between every glass. Following that rule, I haven't had a single hangover.

Before you go to sleep, take a shower and then wrap a wet towel around your neck when you sleep.

Cannabis.

>Oxygen and exercise help if you're up to it
>A brisk walk somewhere shady or a trip to the local pool

European solution: cycle into a kebab-shop.

is this so you don't notice that you've managed to piss the bed, because the entire thing is soaking wet from the towel?

Cipro, as in ciprofloxacin?
It's just an anti-biotic.

>Smoke weed
>Head feels like it's going to explode before actually getting high
Somehow I'm not seeing that as a good idea.

Water and Excedrin, no memes involved and it actually works.

1lt water + aspirin
Oats with spoonful of peanut butter
1 bununer
1 cup of rooibos

Some porn if you feel like a piece of shit.A proper walk to maccy d for a few meters once you're pumped up

ibuprofen

oxycontin

The main mechanism how cannabis helps hangovers is that one consumes less alcohol the night before.

sometimes you just have to take your lumps

but generally I'd say weed+aspirin works best

sounds like a great plan if I want to spend the whole night pissing and feeling bloated

It really is a wonder cure for hangovers. It dulls the sharpness of headache/other pains and gets rid of nausea. Just a hit or two should fix you up for a few hours.

I have a hangover every other day. The only effective things that ever help me with stress is time and water. Fill up a giant cup of boiled lemon water and take it with you in the bath. Make sure to have a bucket ready for puking. Just sit there and wait, maybe with something to cover your eyes.

>>Head feels like it's going to explode before actually getting high

I get this too. People tell me to smoke to help with headaches and nausea but it just makes my head feel like it's gonna split open and makes me cough, which makes me puke.

>stuff your face with avocados and keep puking them up

If you're eating food just to lose it later, it doesn't matter if it's healthy, so long as it tastes good coming up. Fruit is best.

ASPIRIN
GREASY FOOD
CAFFEINE TABLETS
B COMPLEX VITAMINS

SIMPLE
RUSTIC
EASY TO MAKE

Vitamin C and B are important too, and so is eating light food like oatmeal

No sugar, because you're a drunk and that's where all your sugar comes from now. Just use vanilla extract.

drink water between drinks.

Also have a proper nutrtion.

I'm 27 and rnever suffer hangovers this way (I get shitfaced pretty much every friday)

drink water before you go to bed

take amphetamine when you wake up

Unless you're a 15th century sailor pretty much all vitamins are worthless to you

This. So much fucking bro science ITT

egg
pepper
hair of the dog that bite 'ya

Get prescribed benzos. You won't have hangovers ever. Don't drink too heavily or you will die.

And you will eventually not have any memory either. But remembering things is overrated. What 80 year old wants to remember they used to be able to climb stairs. No me, that's who.

Shit loads of water, bacon sandwich and some pain killers. Not coffee, it will dehydrate you and make your headache worse.

Your liver metabolises ethanol at a specific rate. You can't rush it. Stop talking in this thread unless you're stupid.

here's a simple solution: stop drinking so much

fuck you

>wanting to ever not be intoxicated

people like you make me sick

WEED

just get drunk every evening for a week or two. You'll not have a hangover anymore

chug a gatorade and a panadol right before you go to bed. take a dehydration tablet too if you wanna be fancy.

often it's worth staying up an hour or two without drinking before going to sleep, if you know it's gunna be a bad one.

Guys, thread over, I just drank more and felt better

Welcome to alcoholism. Heavy withdrawals are much more fun than hangovers!

Yeah you definitely need grease, water, and time.

I usually go with a cheesesteak, but if you're looking for breakfast, a couple sausage, egg, and cheese English muffins, a shit ton of water and juice for that tart taste, and then sleep.

I used to do this, I'd stay up until 5 in the morning watching the weather channel of all things, drinking water/gatorade and eating crackers until the spins went away, then pass out till 2 in the afternoon. Fucked up my sleep cycle for sure but made sure I didn't spend the day heaving my guts out, just felt tired and a little off instead.

The worst thing about acid is the farts you make as you come down. Smells like something died and is rotting in my asshole.

It's too late. You have to prevent, not cure, hangovers. Everything is bullshit. Attributing cause to cottelation. Idiotic. Only drinking more alcohol can cure.

Blowfish. It's hangover medicine. Works like a charm

Eat greasy food eggs and bacon hash browns worked good for me. Next time take a break when drinking and shoot down a glass of water will help a lot the next day also an Advil or two will help the throbbing head.

IS BAD FOR YOU

YAY

Here's a pro tip for never getting a hangover op, drink liquor and dont mix it, beer and sugary mixed drinks dehydrate you way more

orange gatorade

I don't think that is true, beer is loaded with water

>Make an Easter bunny pizza

>Amphetamine
>Methamphetamine
u retarded?

2 Multivitamins + 2 800m Ibuprofen before you sleep my nigga.

Also the hair of the dog son, if you ain't got work you best be drinking.

>Soluble fiber and probiotics to help your GI tract return to normal
>Aspirin for pain
>Vitamin B to help metabolize the alcohol byproducts
>Enough water to keep your urine clear

And red meat causes cancer right, WHO faggot?

CTRL + F Menudo

Veeky Forums I am disappoint.

It's a pain in the ass when you're turbo lit, but you need to hydrate (like, one glass of water. Maybe some swigs of Powerade or coconut water. You aren't trying to piss the bed.) and take Aspirin before you go to sleep. Rx strength ibuprofen (800mg) is good too, as Aspirin tends to be rougher on the stomach. Tylenol is useless and thus strains your liver unnecessarily.

Opiates are ill advised. They can worsen the headache, although it's easier to endure any headache when you're high on opiates.

Weed has never done much for me, though some swear by it.

Amphetamines will do the trick, but so will coffee or an energy drink.

In short:
Pre-treat w fluids, NSAIDs
Menudo / fried chicken / pizza / fries
Stimulants (after eating if they suppress appetite)

coconut water before bed

>Menudo

menudo is the best for hangovers.

spicy, oily, packed full of offal vitamins, easy to eat.

Weed, junk food, water and sleep

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Honestly
Going for a run, or have hockey game or something in the morning.
It may be hell but you will sweat the poison out

I'm lucky enough to live alone and I time my hangovers for days that I have absolutely no responsibility to do anything. I usually pop three 10/325 Vicodin's, eat a fat laden meal, drink some electrolyte replacing fluid, and go back to bed and binge watch Netflix. Works every time...

When I have a bad hang, the only thing that helps is throwing up. You should try it!

a litre of gatorade, then use the bottle to make a bong and smoke a gram of the good stuff.

ah, to be back in highschool again. good times.

broccoli soup and a joint

A gram?! Your weed is definitely not good. I can have like 0.15 at max on a single hit.

Hangover comes, you choose the day :)

Seriously though, one or two standard servings of "hair of the dog" will do wonders, it's just that all people can't keep it at that.

Those pissy moralfags propaganda against it, because it's the best cure.

Make your ass some egg drop mother fucking soup with chicken broth and a slurry and then put down at least 2 bowls of it. It cures 2/3rds of whatever terrible fucking hangover I inflict on my self every time.

>whats tolerance

Don't smoke it like tobacco, idiot.

>what is tolerance
>what is a smoke session
>what is having an actual hangover

its ok little sapling, you'll get there eventually

>do psychs
>notice really uncomfortable sensation in belly
>feels like my liver is bloated or something and no matter how I align myself I can feel whatever is above pressing down on it
>every time I did psychs I felt this
>ruined every trip
f-fug :D:DDDD

Don't drink on an empty stomach and ensure you drink some non-alcoholic liquids during your session. Of course this requires planning ahead so that's not an option. Eat something plain (I'd go with toast) and drink your preferred local variant of Gatorade, Powerade or similar.

It really does work, gin and tonic is my hangover cure of choice. You do need to draw the line at one or two and not get pissed again, that is where the problems start.

Eggs benedict and coffee minus bread.

one word; more alcohol

facepalm

Raw egg, worchestershire, tabasco, pepper and salt. Shot of Vodka for increased effect.

Pretty much this. I learned years ago that the best cure for hangovers are getting up and doing physical activities like working or exercise. It might be a rough start, but once you get your blood pumping, and sweating out toxins, you will feel a lot better really fucking quick.

That's basically it user