Veeky Forums entry test

So if we had a test for people in order to enter Veeky Forums, what questions should be on it?

1. Prove the ABC conjecture.

2. What is the best undergraduate major?

Kek

Kill yourself

2. Some form of the Monty hall problem.

You are a biologist walking through a tropical rain forest. You are bitten by a poisonous snake, but you know that the antidote for this poison is excreted by the female of a certain species of frog that lives in this rain forest. Luckily you see a frog of this species sitting in front of you, but then remember that females and males look exactly the same. The only way to tell them apart is by the distinctive croak of the male. You then hear a male croak behind you. You turn around and there are two frogs of the species. You only have enough time to run to the first frog you saw and lick it or to the two frogs behind you and lick them both before the poison knocks you out. Which do you choose and why?

I'm not a biologist you fucking faggot

3. Do you have emotions?

Congratulations, you may enter.

>Yes
>No
you edgy fucking faggot.

Define "emotions".