What do the rich eat in a day?

Whatever my private chef gives me.

It's like I always tell people: you think I make a lot of money? I do but look at what I have left when Uncle Sam takes his cut.

i make sure everything i eat has a fair amount of gold.

it's like chewing on aluminum foil and it tears up my asshole, giving me bloody poos, but it's worth it to feel luxurious.

Activated almonds

The blood and organs of third world peasant children

People often ask me if I shit money. I actually do, thats how I got rich.
I eat whatever my cook serves me.

pommes frites marinated in carbonated toilet water

>my partner
Bank robber or 90s pimp spotted. Nigger either way.

the poor

Legit richfag here i eat normal people things and certainly never foreskins

gold is soft see a doctor and refrain from anything else you do that could tear your ass

I pay my poolboy to activate them for me every morning, if you catch my drift. (my drift is very far from foreskins)

I too am just a human being, with an intact foreskin.

Nah we use bidets. They're also good for cleaning my healthy, musculur and lively foreskin.

Maybe he meant, you know, his romantic partner?

Not being able to glean word meaning from context is literally a sign of autism.

This, I am not rich at all but my other half is, her/her family is doing 5+ mil take home a year.

We try to eat healthy, and we actually eat pretty normal food (i,e I come from pleb life, and am knowledgeable as to what is normal) but also have no problem doing home cooked meals with everything being bought from whole foods. What i'm saying is the normal wealthy diet from my experience is similar to non wealthy, but it just doesn't have any financial impact. The difference is what quality of food we eat in SOME but not all circumstances. For example if its lunch time yes we might get food from the same delicious places as the office plebs we work with but we also might get $20,30 salads, seafood lunches etc.

Honestly the two biggest differences would be going out to dinner and shopping at Whole Foods instead of walmart/publix (which we also like to shop at because more money saved on food = more money for other shit). We eat out with her family at least once or twice a week and its on average $100 a person (with drinks, apps, main course, etc).

>eat healthy, and we actually eat pretty normal food (i,e I come from pleb life, and am knowledgeable as to what is normal) but also have no problem doing home cooked meals with everything being bought from whole foods. What i'm saying is the normal wealthy diet from my experience is similar to non wealthy, but it just doesn't have any financial impact. The difference is what quality of food we eat in SOME but not all circumstances. For example if its lunch time yes we might get food from the same delicious places as the office plebs we work with but we also might get $20,30 salads, seafood lunches etc.
>Honestly the t
To further expand (had to post someone was bothering me at the shop) Her and I both like hole in the wall ethnic, so on the rare occasion we eat out and its not with her family we end up doing that, so the prices are much lower obviously but just because we like the food. Both her and I come from a humble upbringing, the money didn't become a thing for them until the past 10/15 years. We try to manage our money and we both are into fitness and being healthy, ironically that means not eating out all the time, but in her case falling for the "health food hype" and buying expensive ass fruits and veggies we could get at the farmers market for 1/8th the price. That's ok she has a fat ass and is good to me.

Lastly, the fast food, as the other user said with working 70+ hours a week, plus going to the gym, plus taking care of the puppers, sometimes we just cant eat out or cook. Our go to fastfood (we live in a huge suburb with not many options for fancy organic healthy fast food) we settle on chick fil a. Which we eat like 3 times a week. Its good, high in protein, and has the stigma of not being as shitty as McDonalds, BK, etc.

How long could one live by just eating paper money

What the fuck, first time on Veeky Forums here
Is Veeky Forums redpilled?
is.. is Veeky Forums /pol/?

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both parents make 6 digits but we're new money. the only difference between us and poorfags is a better liquor cabinet and the occasional high quality ingredient. after getting out of middle class and trader joes stops being unaffordable, eating like a pretentious twat is more of a choice.

>(parents make $70k)
not rich then, or was that your plan all along???????????????????????

well played sir, well played

Probably not long at all. Human beings cannot digest cellulose

Wait but cotton dude.

Rich people have blue apron meals delivered several times a week. (In South Carolina) it is a sign you finally made it once neighbors see Blue Apron being delivered to your door.

>70k
>rich

Top kek lads

>cheddar
>good cheese

Chinese baby girl FFFettus's

1/10

What ridiculousness

>legit richfag