What's the best food at Tim Hortons?

What's the best food at Tim Hortons?

Literally nothing.

The chili and an ice cap

The (not) Burger King Steak sandwich.

Maybe the maple iced capp with its 300g or sugar.

>Ice Cap
>Cruller
>chipotle steak wrap

Judge me all you want about the steak wrap, but I love those fuckers.

Their hashbrowns are pretty shit, by the way. A&W's, and McDonalds' ones absolutely demolish them; same with their breakfast sandwiches (although I don't mind Tim Hortons' ones even though they usually give me the shits).

Everything bagel with herb and garlic cream cheese, oy vey.

I had one of their hash browns when I was really hungover and I swear to God it smelled and tasted like a week old sock.

Bottled water

Nothing its all trash. Only thing worth is the cheap as fuck coffee but even then its easier to just buy your own tea and put it in a thermos mug for work and its not gonna taste like burnt shit.
>although I don't mind Tim Hortons' ones even though they usually give me the shits
Thats because the people who make them are usually Pakis who don't fucking wash because Allah didnt purify the water.

t. former Tims employee

Also dont bother trying to work there, all food service sucks in Canada and 90% of the staff will speak their mother tongue all day, mostly to mock you for being white/black/etc.

Tim's Breakfast >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>McDo's

are you shitting? they don't even cook anything at tim's. everything is literally microwaved

Timbits I guess

Well microwaved tastes better than griddled fried.

walnut crunch, pumpkin pie tart, eclairs, chili bread bowl, not mediocre frozen shit

this. this is all true. I get chocolate milk with my bagel. Make sure you say "toasted" if you want it toasted.

Everything else there really sucks

not true. I would go with my hash brown and sausage mcmuffin with mayo anyday. With water on the side.

Fuck Tim Horents!

A couple of years back, they bribed the city council into allowing them to build one of their shops _right nextdoor_ to an existing family owned donut shop that has been in the city for decades (and also has pasties and broasted chicken).

Doesn’t seem to have hurt the Donut Factory’s business too much though, as I suspect most of the Tim Whoreten’s business is commuters grabbing a morning coffee via the drive-thru.

Still bullshit.

it's all shit

>Canada
>real world problems
wat

USA, if i remember correctly
it's on a strip of fast food restaurants so could just be that donut factory was unviable

>it's on a strip of fast food restaurants so could just be that donut factory was unviable

It's in Warren MI and the Donut Factory is a stand-alone restaurant that's been there since forever (and has been paying property taxes since forever...) and has always been a successful place and seems to be continuing that success, despite corporate giant Tim Holetents bribing the city council in an effort to drive them out of business.

I'll also add that there's a Dunkin Donuts a mile up the road.

Cranberry apple fritter and a chocolate milk ice cap.

Also, onion bagel with plain cream cheese and tomato.

dunkin donuts is shit. Complete shit.

McDonald's is in your first picture. There's a shit ton of fast food restaurants all around it.

I presume you have knowledge about bribery and are not just alleging it, but seems like development in the area isn't unheard of and there's no reason a donut shop couldn't open up beside an existing one.

yeah I thought they were getting driven out of business, I actually don't like tim hortons too much and I have no doubt this place's donuts are superior. Just seems like sour grapes from you though

> McDonald's is in your first picture.

Sure, that's next door and has been there for quite a while (used to be located several hundred yards down the road).

> There's a shit ton of fast food restaurants all around it.

Not really, there's a Burger King a half mile down the road and a Pei Wei and 5 Guys in the huge mall across 12 Mile Rd. but thats it.

> there's no reason a donut shop couldn't open up beside an existing one.

Sure there is, like the fact that the Donut Factory has been there in the community paying property taxes for decades and there are plenty of other locations the Tim Hoetens could have been located (in fact, there was already another one 2 miles away).

Tim Whoretens is willingly losing money in an attempt drive a competitor out of business.

> Just seems like sour grapes from you though

I've been going to the Donut Factory for years, when I was a little kid my dad used to take me there breakfast on occasion (they used to be a diner / donut shop back then) and I find it offensive that the city council would have allowed Tim Hortenz to build right next to an existing donut shop.

I've had pretty much everything on the menu at Timmy's. i have to say the breakfast is subpar, mostly because it tastes like reheated food. I can tolerate the sausage and egg on english muffin, but the eggs have NO taste other than the tiny bit of onion. Hashbrowns are the WORST hashbrowns I've ever had. Now the BEST thing I ever had there was the breakfast chirizo wrap, that was great...but it's not a regular menu item, they just have it like once a year or something.

hey, I used to like old restaurants as well

do you know that any money changed hands, or is this "big guy muscling out the old town flavour" just based on the fact that your moral compass tells you it is wrong?

If a bar closes and a donut shop opens, sounds like free market at work. You can be offended by whatever you want, but realize you're as bad as any socialist promoting planned economy or tumblr land whale moralizing for safe spaces

The wendy's across the street

Sorry that capitalism hurt your feelings, faggot

didn't hurt my feelings, but it did make me mad cuz you can't fucking find fresh donuts for a hundred km as a result. fuck tim hortons and their shitty fucking frozen donuts that taste like shit

you're literally retarded. probably morbidly obese too if you shovel that crap down your gullet without any regards to how bad it tastes

It's not microwaved, all the pastries and carbs are cooked from a sent in frozen dough. Only stuff that's microwaved are the bacon and the mushrooms fot the steak melt.

you mean "steak" melt. that shit is fucking frozen and microwaved steak-ums tier garbage

Nigga they use fucking powdered eggs. At least McDicks has the decency to use fresh eggs

The steak is indeed frozen, yes.
In fact everything at Tims aside from the pastry cremes, toppings and coffee is frozen. The steak, like the chicken and pulled pork, comes in frozen vacpacs and then refrigerated but kept under danger zone and then gets boiled overnight for whoever orders that shit at 5am

12 grain bagel with butter and jam

Turkey bacon club on whole wheat

Chili

Chocolate glazed, Sour cream glazed, or Honey Crueller

sounds fucking delicious. god bless capitalism

>paying $5 for a bagel with cream cheese when you can literally do it at home for maybe 60 cents

it's like $2. Worth it for the convience.

This fuckin' idiot.

Slice bagel, spread cream cheese.

How the fuck is that inconvenient?

>Thats because the people who make them are usually Pakis who don't fucking wash because Allah didnt purify the water.

I'm the dude you replied to here. Nah, I live in a virtually all white town (it's great) and all the employees at my local Timmies are white. Doesn't matter if I get the breakfast sandwich there or some bigger city: I almost always get the shits.

Weak bait, family.

Driving to tim hortons and waiting 10 mins in the drive thru or 5 minutes inside is convenient?

Don't try to reason with these people. They lack the basic cognitive capacity required to govern their thoughts by rules of logic

Among all the fastfood options for breakfast, coffee or baked goods I think timmies is actually among the best!
Sure, I miss my proper bakeries from back home in Germany, but since you can't get good food in Canada anyways (seriously, everything in the supermarket has shittons o sugar and artificial whatever In it, even basics like pasta and oatmeal!), s I might as well go for convenience.
Plus, their coffee is quite decent. Much better (and cheaper) than the shit starbucks is selling.

I miss their old hash browns. they used to be thin and crispy and seasoned now their just some generic McCain garbage

Honey Crueller or Sour Cream Glazed donut.
Their coffee tastes like watered down motor oil.
I only go there if I'm drink/high.

Their coffee and food is terrible. You have shit taste

Of course they are terrible!
Where did I claim anything else?
But among all the terrible options, they are among the least shitty ones.

when you used the words best and described their coffee decent.
also terrible food and shitty coffee doesn't justify convenience. i'd rather go hungry

paying more than .08 cents for a cup of coffee?
god fuck, you know you can brew it at home, right, chumps?

heh heh, I'm seriously lmfao at your lifes. A fool and his money...

The only thing I like about Tim Hortons is that most of their locations are open 24 hours a day. 24 hour places are a rarity in my city, so it's comfy knowing there's someplace open late at night.

>tfw pass by that place every day
I don't usually buy fast food. What's a good menu item?

You write like you're a kebab who is stuck in some weird semi-caricatured version of 1980s American culture that also has internet.

The quality of the food seems to have definitely improved here (Canada) since the Yanks bought it.

The only thing that stands out for me is the chocolate chip muffin, otherwise the food is mostly garbage at Tim Hortons.

It's all shit. I'll eat the occasional breakfast sandwich, or drink the coffee, but only when there's no other option.

>source: canadafag

I had Cancuck fags telling me how awesome this shithole was. Tried it when I came over to Ontario. It was nothing special and now I'm disappointed.

No wonder you Cancucks keep apologizing.

Tim Horton's Pulled Pork sandwiches were FUCKING AMAZING

Ashame they pulled it off the menu

Oh shit, I forgot about those. I wouldn't call them "Fucking amazing", but they were pretty solid.

Hopefully they bring them back on occasion like how McDonald's baits fatties with the McRib.

6 glazed chocolate doughnuts and a large iced coffee.

I lost my job once and was got real depressed and stopped lifting and eating right.

Anyway, I got this shitty temp job for a couple weeks and since I'm a vegetarian I never really ate fat food, but since I was depresssed I just decided to eat Timmies for breakfast and lunch. Everyday for two weeks.

By the end of it I finally knew what people meant when they say, "Food from X makes me sick."

If you respect yourself, don't eat garbage. If you feel like I did after I lost my job, do whatever to keep the gun out of your mouth.

Thanks for reading. Sorry it got so dark.

what was your best food there though?

steak panini, creamy potato bacon soup, and a large regular ice capp is what i eat if i'm forced to eat there. the wedges fucking suck dick the kettle chips they had before for a dollar were infinitely better.

their breakfast fucking sucks asshole as well. the egg sandwiches are always cold and rubbery and looked like they threw it in the middle of the wrapper because half of the egg is always falling out it. thank god there's an a&w literally 15 seconds away from the tim hortons everything about their breakfast is better and you can use coupons.

fattie detected

you're not wrong but what gave it away

1500 calorie meal in one fucking sitting yokozuna

Your lucky as shit then, I live in the GTA and its always Asians and they always fuck up your order because they don't meet the 1 fucking qualification needed, mastery of the English language. And its not even Tims, its everywhere. I went to go get some french toast sticks and a medium diet coke from a Burger King and the Asian serving me gave me a small after I specifically said medium. They're all fucking retarded, once I get a chance I'm leaving the city and moving to a smaller town.

For fucks sakes dude thats almost an entire days worth of calories in one sitting. How obese are you?

Also you better be doing those ice caps in milk, the cream fucking kills your arteries.

that's not counting the wedges/chips he choked down (despite protestations they suck) and the timbits or honey crueller he has on the side

you guys are fucking assholes lol. i've had maybe 5 max ice capps this year and maybe 3 soups because they never have it when i do go. i don't get the big sandwich either i get the small one and no i don't eat the gross ass wedges because they are disgusting.

sure thing fattie, it's ur genetics plus your big boned. totally not your dietary choices ;)

I'm obese as well and your deluding yourself.
If you wanna feel good make sure your eating less then your daily exertion of energy or start doing some exercise or hit the gym. You'd probably need 2 hours if you want to break even after all that shit, and thats a stretch.

Ive done this and lost 15 pounds in 2 months, we all gonna make it bro.

we're all gonna make it