>be me >work in GPU lab of uni >train deep learning networks to detect animals on pictures >boring af, time to spice it up >bring in porn stash >secretly train network to detect boobs >tfw 97% accuracy >professor comes in, sees the number >"Hey user, I have an awesome idea, let's run the reverse script" >wat >turns out you can use these networks in reverse mode to generate images out of nowhere >he expects cute kittens >it's a plethora of boobs >mfw it's a christian university >mfw insta kicked out
How did you fuck up your Veeky Forumsentific career?
Xavier Johnson
story too good to be true, pics or gtfo
Ryan Foster
holy fuck lmao
Daniel James
pics or it didnt happen
Grayson Jackson
ahahahaha gold/10 show us generated pics
Gavin Gray
>pics but anons, this is a blue board also, they cut my access to the lab, even deleted my SSH key, so I couldn't save the pic I plan to do it again at home, but my pc is shit, so it will need at least 100 hours of training
Juan Parker
post them on another website like imgur.
user, you could have swung it the other way, a pornography detector would be a great way to censor pornography at a christian university.
Chase Rodriguez
kek, you should have installed GPU malware. GPU malware is like the herpes of malware, there is no way to get rid of it.
Tyler Lee
That's funny but it is also the most retarded thing someone could do.
You are in college! You are supposed to do as your professors and pretend to be an adult, user.
Angel Ortiz
You saved NOTHING locally of this project that you snuck in? I'd be happy with a screencap of the number 97% in a visual basic gui to mull me over until you get something more kekworthy and representative of the claimed feat.
Nathaniel Gray
...
Adam James
>user, you could have swung it the other way, a pornography detector would be a great way to censor pornography at a christian university.
OP YOU FUCK HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW
Juan Allen
>I'd be happy with a screencap of the number 97% in a visual basic gui whatever floats your boat, user shit although I don't think they would have bought it, I was supposed to do kittens
but don't worry everyone, I hereby make a promise that I will recreate the images, and post them for you, or die trying
Brody Torres
Utterly fake
Carson Brooks
Pretty cool, right? Many hours of shits and giggles to be had here.
Cameron Evans
it's the only way to get access to a GPU on my uni's cluster because people ass-rape it too much.
Ian Young
user if this really happened, you might be able to play the media with it and land yourself a nice tech job in silicon valley.
Dominic Bennett
Be master of pharmacy student.
Sleep through to final year.
Pass every unit except one.. especially the hard ones.
Left retaking psycho neuro pharmacology.
Wake up.. try.. do some research.
Write stupid answer about parkinsons disease and how..AND HOW! Pharmacological management is innefective.
Wrong answer.
Sent away with road sweeper degree with honours.
Work in pharmacy as a dispenser.. told I'm rubbish.
Work in pharmacy as a counter assistant.. told I'm rubbish.
Finally kicked out the door.. no more pharmacy.
Surprisingly I'm really competatant.. except now it counts as much as toilet paper.. nobody believes me.
Pharmacy you say... hmm interesting.
Here's a brush, go sweep the car park.
Never work in this town again.
Find religion
Luke Myers
>Damn I'm still crying
Brayden Gonzalez
I even did a dissertation on personality studies!!
...and steady work experience since I was in coollage
:/
Luis Baker
Lurk more newfag
Noah Barnes
>I was supposed to do kittens I had thought that this was a side project based on the main one that you got "caught" looking at the results of. You did boob recognizer hoping to lie that the results were of a kitten recognizer? Suddenly more interested in whatever the fuck was going through your mind.
Xavier Rogers
wtf am i reading
John Nelson
This is what happens when faggots from r/Veeky Forums show up and think that because they've seen a few screencaps of /b/ they understand Veeky Forums culture and etiquette. They don't lurk any more.
Juan Mitchell
This.
Lucas Scott
Sounds like you might have a promising career as a chef, broski.
Joshua Myers
I just cannot believe you but if it is true, holy shit that's hilarious
Evan Kelly
And this is why I didn't apply to BYU for a grad program in my field, even though I had a solid connection to the faculty. Weirded me out that I could be in defiance of their "honor code" by dancing or making fun of their "magic underwear". Fucking Mormons...
Jordan Gonzalez
>hurtful comment
I expected nothing more by the devil
Anthony Torres
>Shitty frogpost >Unbelievable story with no proof >Still gets replies
This is pathetic. Do not respond to frogposters; report them instead.
Brody Parker
The funny continues.. OK so I regret not being a legal drug dealer because muhhomed ethics.. Damn auto correct.
Now I'm stuck in retail in a deadbeat town where real drug dealers make the moves.
...sht will probably get real quick real soon.
Dammit I could have had a lambourgini by now.. and a few bookshelves.
Unfortunately I don't do drugs.
Camden Peterson
Dude... You are a Genius... >silicon valley With a story like this user might as well be the new Bill Gates 10/10
Parker Cook
We played a season of Football Manager on our new £80k computer cluster in 2015 just for fun when I was setting it up.
The PI played too so there were no issues.
Noah Murphy
My boob recognition algorithm is patented, so not only did you get kicked out of school, but you will now be hearing from my IP attorneys. Have a nice day.