Starbucks hired me today as a barista. What am I in for, and what's good there? Can I get free tea?

Starbucks hired me today as a barista. What am I in for, and what's good there? Can I get free tea?

Don't be fooled by anyone telling you that making espresso drinks takes any amount of school.

Be prepared for the cancerous "triple shot extra foam soy machiatto" bullshit

You can mess up drinks slightly no one will notice cause they're drinking liquid sugar anyways.

You're going to hate the smell of pumpkin spice.

You'll have a few regulars that are nice, rest of the people are cancer

I really, really, really wish you were underage kid.

>You're going to hate the smell of pumpkin spice.

I love the smell. One of the reasons I picked starwank, it would be like working in a candle shop. Just too much exposure?

I've never really had any of their drinks and think their coffee is terrible, but 10/10 atmosphere, comfy place to study or do work.

How many fatasses do you get ordering coffee abominations? What's the most ridiculous thing someone has ordered?

Remember my name, either write it right or ask me if you don't know how to.
Your job is making milkshakes, microwaving pastries and once in a while making a shitty cup of coffee bonus points if the coffee is shitty because they use shitty coffee and not because you don't know what you are doing

It's "Sonny" with an 'o', got it?

Not him but I had a lady on drugs order a 30 splenda white mocha shit was awful. Also don't have any expectations of people who come there to enjoy coffee,I'm the only one of my coworkers who enjoys it and it's sad

>30 splenda white mocha

that's impressively sweet. Most humans would puke from that... Tweakers man. I'm gonna work at a really high end one right in downtown.

Funny the pastries there are also ass. Just pure sugar tasting.

Atlanta by chance?

You can drink all the shit you want during your shifts, and get a mark out of 1 pound of coffee beans per week to take home, so I'd imagine you could probably take home as much tea as you want if that's what you'd prefer.