Did I screw up?

Chainlink has been pretty boring lately so I just sold 250 for this thing. Did I make the right decision?

Yes

everyone screencap this thread, lets see in 2 years whether OP made the right decision

Got it, will post 3/3/2020.

is this considered porn?

How do you clean these gross things. Or are you supposed to fuck them with a condom

Where did you buy this?
What brand is this?
Pipedream?
AliExpress?

Good investment. Now you will be able to focus better to time the swings. Make sure you have 10K by mainnet

Some fucking weird foreign brand on Amazon

fucking sexy.
creampie it and post pics.

also yeah you fucked up, but you should at least enjoy your 250k EOY fucktoy and have a good time.