Odd cooking

during hurricane sandy my dad plugged in his soup mixer into my car's AC adapter to mix some soup

Soild

Thats quick thinking

Nope.

Ok come on OP, story time

My mom went into this portion control phase where she prepared and served all our meals and put a lock on the fridge. All the food she made was like hippy healty shit. The only fast food place was a nasty McDonald's that constantly got people sick.

I was always hungry so I got on my bike one day and bought a crock pot, some boneless pork ribs, a bottle of bbq sauce, and some sandwich rolls, and carried them home in my backpack. I ate BBQ pulled pork sliders for like a week, I didn't have a fridge so I would just leave it on low 24/7. I ended up selling food to my dad and siblings.

When I got caught, my dad was a bro and said he bought everything and told me to do it, then he slapped my mom and told her to go cook some real food.

Yeah man great story haha beating women is always cool to talk about lol

Not him, but I've hit my wife. Kudos if you have a woman who automatically listens to you, but not all of us are so lucky.

>automatically listens to you
That's a very controlling attitude user. A relationship should be an equal ground between two parties, you should both listen to eachother, and nobody should get hit.

No.
Now this may sound retarded, but my wife grew up as a Jehovah's Witness. The bible, and the church, clearly believe in a male dominated marriage. I don't even believe in the shit, but you bet your tits I'll play along just to reap the benefits.

Obviously we do have arguments and discussions on our disagreements, but my word is law.

Actual scum

>When I got caught, my dad was a bro and said he bought everything and told me to do it, then he slapped my mom and told her to go cook some real food.
Total broski daddy-o!

Actually b8ed

Made a pizza-omelette and pizza in batter from last nights leftover pizza.

Pizza in batter was 2/5, maybe soaking it in grease like in real deep frying would have worked, but I didn't want to waste so much grease.

Omelette was 3/5, but wont make again.

Either this or the time I tried to make fondue with a coffee maker.

i like refried beans, that's why i want to try fried beans...

cuz maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.

>A relationship should be an equal ground between two parties
thats actually not true, as long as both parties consent and are happy with different relationship dynamics then its okay, like in a full time D/s relationship
although i do agree that user is a piece of shit if he hits his wife

boiling water to make noodles on my home made alcohol stove with Heet in the yellow bottle. It was late at night and I had pulled over in a small rest stop in the mountains to make food and sleep.

when I was young my dad would cook hotdogs inside the engine on long road trips

I've been boiling water with empty 40 bottles at the campfire and pouring it into yakisoba trays lately.
Gotta live it up if you don't have a house and your tent/bag decides to take on 3 gallons of water. I promptly moved everything last night even though I was in a concrete building (10ft by 15ft, half a roof.)

Alpha dad, gets things done

I was on a day hike and we planned on doing a cookout at the top (soda can stoves) but forgot our pan. We ended up heating a rock to cook burgers on. It took a long time to heat up but it retained heat well.

That's why there is one president who will listen to everyone's opinion then decide what benefits everyone equally. If some one tries to force them self into power then they are smacked down

Mommy ran a dictatorship, the rebels fought back

I blame college boredom and reddit

>be on reddit
>see some sort of 'hollow bread loaf filled with steak and savory shit pressed under heavy load'
>shooter sandwich
>decide to make it
>steak, cheese, grilled onions, peppers, A1, and some other shit in a loaf of bread
>don't have anything to press it with
>wrap it in tinfoil
>pick up full size fridge
>put it on sandwich
>2 hr later
>eat delicious sandwich
>family calls a few days later
>ask what I've been eating
>"I made this great sandwich by putting it under the fridge..."

Hurricane Irene was going on and everybody was in the basement. So I got out the portable gas stove and made kraft mac & cheese in the bathroom.

>Strangest cooking experience you've had.
Made instant noodles with vodka once when I was in university

that reminds me of the time someone posted about making a shooter sandwich but didn't have the time to slowly squish it so he ran it over with his car

found it
reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/2k55id/i_made_a_shooter_sandwich_and_got_lazy_waiting/

Side note - the "re" in Spanish means again to me, not well. So I don't know what the hell you're speaking of.

Honestly, there was a point where I considered it

how was it

my wierdest experience was being a freshman in highschool, i did about a quarter gram of dabs and used some everclear, a soda can, and my homework to make a hobo burner so i could heat up a can of baked beans behind the town library at 2am

Is. Is that a toilet-kitchen?

Horrible, the vodka overpowers everything.

Fuck this may be a stretch but whatever.

Went out to my aunts cottage with some friends while it was still under construction, we got there like 6 am on a saturday, no contractors so we were free to get hammered and shoot our bows (yes we brought bows as entertainment) By the time 3-4 pm hits, were all starving and realize no pizza place will deliver to us because of how far off the beaten path we were, so i come up with the idea of trying to hunt something lol we agree on trying to catch fish with our bows. We tied our shorts strings to the ends of our arrows and went to the river, and we actually managed to snag like 9-10 decent sized perch because they're retarded and kept investigating the bits of birdox and dried leaves we would throw in as bait. gutted them smoked them in the fire pit, was actually pretty good and we had a good laugh.

cooked a bunch of sausages on a charcoal grill inside my dorm room. everyone was walking around in the building going "wtf it smells like sausages" and im like "yeah man it does :)"

He was so great.

They're only refried because mexicans can't do anything right the first time.

WHAT IS GOING ON IN OP.

Isn't it obvious from looking at the photo?

Someone has one of those electric slow-cooker/pressure cooker combo things in a bathroom somewhere. There's a chicken inside it.

My guess is trucker making some grub in a gas station bathroom.

it was more of a ''dude wtf'' moments. my bad m8

You have an AC outlet in your car?
It's not odd. I just haven't heard of it before.
What is the wattage?

Someone needs a slap for inventing boneless pork RIBS.
>boneless T-bone steak
>boneless lamb shank