Describe what salt taste like

Wrong in the most degenerate way possible.

with the rice you go on about how it turns to shit

then you ask why anyone would want freshly ground salt ??

i feel ruined by your presentation of factual eveidence!

It tastes like the alternative version of S.

Its odd that we sprinkle this rock on almost everything we cook.

It seems very unnatural.

You've lost the plot.

^^ you've added nothing of value.

again.

so you don't deserve a direct reply.

Why are you doing this?

Probably because we need it to literally live, numbnuts

It tastes like how Guy Fieri looks.

salty

I'm trying to help you learn from your poor decisions. Sorry I made you feel stupid.

Please stop projecting your feelings onto me. I'm not comfortable with that.

Please stop baiting me to bump your stupid thread. Salt goes in all fields!

I have absolutely no clue why you're being so antagonistic.

Both of you are embarrassingly fucktarded.
Will you please stop wasting precious Veeky Forums megabytes on this faggotry?

Then there's this retard.

Oh, good. A common enemy!

Let's forget our differences and gang up on that guy.

samefag

Fuck you. Highlighted post number is mine. That's how this overchan app works.

Nope.

very funny, me

Guess again.

>being this bored
time to cook dinner!

salt goes on all steaks

>what did he mean by this

Christ, what a shit thread.

Salt tastes like whatever it's added to.

//thread

It's illegal to /thread your own post. Reported.

It's illegal to announce a report. I'M TELLING MS. FINSTER!

Just keeping it real

It's illegal to be a kyke snitch.

I'm calling /pol/

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Like chemicals. Because that's what it is.

Coins or pussy

Yeah, that's why chimpanzees always carry a salt sprinkler with them.

Yes, we need sodium to live. But we can get enough sodium just from the food itself, or we would've never survived in the wild like we did those thousands of years ago.

My entire lineage has been fine dining executives. I don't know what kind of cave dwelling fuckboys you come from, but even my most ancient of ancestors had Michelin Stars.

Salty

pretty sure that one of the eleven secret herbs and spices is salt. so they don't need extra salt on top of salt.

kek'd

tastes like umami

am i meme yet?

if you pretend to shake a salt shaker in your mouth you can taste salt

Salty milk and coins without the milk and coins

took me a minute, nice one

Salt is savoury sugar.

Like whoa man

how empty is your life?
seriously, i'm curious

it tastes like sour dust.

It tastes like Grandmas warm apple pie.

She was a terrible cook.

Blue is the color that feels like you're frolicking in the tall grass of a prairie on a beautiful day with sunflowers and pretty girls in sundresses all around

Blue is the color when you're sitting on a bench on the boardwalk alone at night with gas lamps and fog all around as you toss your locket with her picture in it into the roiling sea

Blue is the color of the memory of that one time when your toddler scribbled on the wall with crayons and you got so angry but couldn't help but laugh at the memory as you leave a box of crayons on his tiny little grave marker because you couldn't afford a proper headstone

Blue is the color of life living itself whether you're a part of it or not

You son of a bitch. I tried it just now in hopes of tasting some salt, only to realize how homosex I looked.

None of that connected with me.

Go to beach and taste ocean

Tastes poisonous.

It tastes like egg whites, but in a dry way.

Rice doesn't soak up moisture. Salt is far more hydrophillic than rice. It stops clumping by physically bumping into the salt aggregates and breaking them up.

Probably, I've never actually put rice in my salt.

>girls all around
>her picture
>your toddler
I can not relate

The color blue does dwmins me of toddlers, but not because of crayons n shit.

It has more to do with ogrish.