Dubs dictates my reply

Dubs dictates my reply

Don't blow it, OP. If dubs or better, put in the effort, be yourself and get yourself a nice woman, ignore all following dubs.

I like my ridiculous goatee and that I'm a geek too.

don't you dare call my goatEE ridiculous you fucking bitch

How much per hour, bitch?
Do you accept LINK babe?

GoatREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have failed. RIP OP, tell her you like the way she BRRAAAAPPPPPs

fucking retards

> "

DO IT FAGGOT

mmmmm no no no

gg

Can I smell your stinky linkies?

Hi how are you

OOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOOÔOOOOOOÔÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOO

fart on my face

MY LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY. &100 EOY

Shit

I want my goatie to soak in your dripping pussy

...

You're a putz. Decent replies are:

I like that you like that.
Tell me more about things you like about me.
Cool. That's what I'm going for. Glad it plays.
Plenty more where that came from.
Finally someone gets it - I think you and me should get a place together.

Dumb or clever humor wins everytime. Use one of these or be more clever.

YESSSSS

Ohhhhhhhhh shieeeettt

translation: i'm ready to settle down with a loser that i can push around and you seem to fit the bill 8-) 8-) 8-)

Fuck sake

intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic

...

Lol what

>Decent replies

sorry i'm gay and downloaded the wrong app

Is it Tinder?

Hnnggggg

And another putz plays with his own putz tonight. RIP to your sex life, loser.

Send it over OP

How much for smelling MY LINKY STINKY HOLE

RE-ROLLING

You sound like a massive virgin faggot, none of those lines would work

...

will you rub your feet on my face bitch

im sorry im actually gay

Sorry, have this immature little brother over (roll eyes) that keeps taking my phone and types vulgar stuff to all my contacts. So just ignore those messages. Real rascal, I don't even interfere anymore.

Rules are rules

UNLESS I GET A SNAKY I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY

this

The recovery was flawless OP

found the virgin

mb first message was to my mom

I have a NANO dick, I know you want some NANO!

this kind of thread is infinitely better on Veeky Forums

please just hurry up and unmatch me

WIN RAR

I wanne pee all over my goatee. after that you can suck out all the pee and then I will go poopoo on you.

I wanna poo in ur loo

Will just keep re-rolling this in case you aren't larping.

dubs
post it

Nice, but stop double messaging her you idiot. Its not fun that way.

reroll

Reroll

Why isn't she biting

kek

You're supposed to wait until she replies, retard

fucked the spelling up thx androOID

Reroll 2

hehe sorry about the spam
*adjusts glasses*
I just uh get-uh a little nervous and excited around cute girls hehe
*turns slightly to hide blushing*
Will you p-please be my girlfriend
I-I'm a reallllly nice guy y-you won'tn regret it I promise
*extends pinky to make pinky promise*
I even pinky swear on it m'lady
*tips fedora proudly*

shes being an ignorant fat whore, onto the next one

Reroll 3

I am going to shoot you with an AR-15

Yea time for a new one OP. Ignore this if its dubs

Smirked.

Reroll 4

i'll find a freshie. ignore this one

Reroll 5

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Reroll 6

you like my stinky linky bitch? i have a lot of stinky linkys you can swallow

Hitler did nothing wrong

Jesus bro talk about dedication

Reroll 7

Hi, my name is OhPee and I am a faggot.

Reroll 8

1488

If you’ve ever touched a nigger then get gassed

SHE IS NOT REPLYING
NO DUBS IN THREAD
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Reroll 9

Just get a bot, bro.

Check 'em

Pick one

Reroll 10

Ella, love single moms.

K

Charlotte

Reroll 11

Lmao, girls really like goatee? What the fuck

LOL I KNOW RIGHT MINES PROPER SHIT TOO

FUCKING GAY ASS NO BEARDER

Reroll 12

REPLY DAMMIT THOT

Ella

roll

Reroll 13

to Charli

ayy bby u want sum fuk

Ella it is