Post your favorite "fuck it" food

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fat people are fucking disgusting

Disgusting people are fucking fat

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lack of exercise i believe. look at office workers and people who have desk jobs. you stay immobile for too long, you don't use any stored energy.

that and they overindulge

cream cheese, swiss cheese, bacon and raspberry preserves sandwich, fried like grilled cheese in butter, dusted in powdered sugar, served with tater tots with nacho cheese, bacon bits, pickled jalapeños, green onions and a bit of ranch dressing

OP you really could have done better on the header image than this.

That's disgusting, but the combinations make sense.

Eeeh, im not really a person who combines shit together but, i do like to dip french fries in nacho cheese sometimes

That and I also think ranch and onion rings tatse good

>I haven't eaten in 6 hours but I'm not hungry, I'll go on Veeky Forums and look at some food, hopefully that will open my appetite.
Thanks a lot OP, now I actually feel like throwing up.

Cucumber and Ranch dressing
That or imitation crab and ranch

I know its bad but it has such a nice flavor.

this thread convinced me to purge.

thanks guys
>brb toothbrush

I eat eggs with hummus every day, not sure how weird that is.
The really unhealthy indulgence that I almost never have is the cheapest, crappiest of boxed macaroni and cheese with greasy ground meat.

Sauce on the vid op?

Vanilla ice cream and tabasco.

How difficult do you think it would be to get a girl like in the op to sleep with me?

is she having a bowl of ice cream and an 'milkshake'?

mental and emotional problems. Honestly, being any more than about 20 lbs overweight signals at least an emotional attachment to food. As in, you eat to relief stress or feel better when down. I know someone in my office who literally says things out loud to clearly indicate her emotional attachment to food, which is clearly why she's 50 lbs overweight. Kind of sad.

That's not it. Being fat is mostly from eating too much food. Fat people would have to exercise for hours and hours a day to counteract all the calories they eat so they wouldn't be fat. The better solution is to just eat a moderate number of calories.

ill do it for 20

not fat but i got a pretty hairy ass

spiced fruit loaf, margarine, red leicester in the form of open top sandwiches

Not really impressed by this meme desu

>Do you know how many vaginas I've had in my face that smell like boiled hot dog water?
>Like Chinatown dumpsters on Clams Casino Night
>I make little comings during it for myself, like,"Did you jog here?"
>Like, "Did you shit while handstanding, today?"
>"Were you the front half of a two-person horse costume, today?"
>"Did you and a best friend fart into each others' assholes?"

I only eat this when I make sloppy joe meat, which isn't often.

It's Mac and cheese, a spoonful of sloppy joe, ranch dressing, and Tabasco sauce.

The first isn't that weird, but, the faux crab and ranch does sound a bit odd.

>spiced fruit loaf

Is that basically what most of us in the US would call "fruitcake?"

Yes.

mayo on my pizza

I'm disgusted by it, and only do it when alone.

>that battlestation setup
Living the fuckin' dream

How much can you deadlift?

Lmao3plate!

I bet her legs are absolutely covered with that black folliculitis rashy bumpy shit

I want to pop them with my teeth mmm

Shut up you fat hating Jew.
Go back to Jew land you fuck.

>make some honeycomb at home
>break it down like you're smashing some crystal meth into a fine dust
>add it to your favourite ice cream and stir it in to create a honeycomb/ice cream paste that is fucking divine but pure diabetes.

Sandwich with garlic salami, peanut butter & cocktail sauce.

you don't fool me kike. Fats should be gassed, starting with you.

A greasy ass rib sandwich with the bread replaced by a shitload of deep fried and battered pizza pretzel combos, and the whole thing's slathered in a fine mixture of ketchup, mayo, and tobasco. This creation rests in the center of a paper plate, garnished by goddamn pringles, chex mix, and spicy cashews. And to drink, a glass of peanut butter bups and hershey kisses bashed into chocolate milk.

Back in school I'd put mustard on the pizza.

French fries dipped in diet Sprite or diet ginger ale.

Cottage cheese mixed with this pickled cabbage, carrots, and grapes thing I get at the local Russian market, with cinnamon.

Tunafish with aforementioned pickled mix and dijon mustard.

Either of the above two on bread with a little margarine.

White cheddar macaroni and cheese with tunafish and ketchup.

Vanilla, banana, or strawberry frozen yogurt with dark chocolate, maple, or fig balsamic vinegar on top.

Watermelon with salt.

(Not all of this at once, of course. These are separate meals.)

You use 2kcal without exercise a day. Exercise is like 500 per half hour, if it's intense. Just stop fucking eating, no normal human will do hours of exercise just to counteract shit eating.

I'm not convinced corn dogs make sense, but they taste pretty alright.

Im not even laughing. I feel sorry for her. Its not a life. Obviously she got other issues than eating. Hope it works out for her.

I am so goddamn sick of seeing fat women in their underwear. They make pants big enough for me, they make pants big enough for you.

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dyel

BLAM! No regrets.

How do you even get to the point where you realise those things all go together?

My friend makes peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, they aren't too bad desu

>nacho cheese and french fries
Absolutely repulsive

have you seen how fat she is?
she is so fat that eating is a full time job.
She must be over 500lbs easy.

you fags criticizing fat fags are no better. everyone shares the same mental problems only that they project them on other fields. you are all fucked up. americans.

I want her to sit on my face so my tongue can go as deep as it can into her butt.

Do you think Jay will ever give up the fingerless gloves?

crackle crackle

My mom used to make a liverwurst wrap with peppers and cottage cheese.

>Obviously she got other issues than eating.

Why is it that daddy issues affect women more conspicuously than men?

nutella + pb sandwich

Know any guys with mommy issues? It ain't pretty...

because its more likely that women are attracted to men

I'd eat it

I'd eat it (her pussy).

Thats a little weird
I have an uncle who eats tabasco on pork rinds. Squirt a little lime on top while youre at it

Thats sounds great tbqh

I like french dressing on cheeseburgers
None of the honey french shit, the solid orange kraft french

From experience, my only advice is to use a decently-sized funnel.

Since I quit drinking, whenever I get depressed I go on frozen dairy rampage. I eat them in my car, looking at the suburbs fauna and listening to public radio or classical music.

My run is as follows:
McDs- Medium Oreo Mcflurry
Wendy's- Medium Frosty
Burger King - Large Oreo milk

well...

no more internet for me today

pretty damn comfy

>implying it is accessible

THICC

I eat tomato soup.
No, no, you don't understand. I take one of those freeze-dried powdered bag thingys, and I eat the powder with a spoon.

Hey user, I've had mayo on pizza before.
I understand your shame but it wasn't horrible.

Remind me why these """"""""""""people"""""""""""" aren't dropped off cargo plains again? Imagine all the blubber and stench we could dump on ISIS. They'd surrender.

thanks, friend. :)

Secondarily, like to make toast and put heated spicy souse on it with some minced onion. When heated, the souse melts down into what my friend calls 'slop'. So slop toast. I highly recommend trying it. It's my go-to food to make for drunks.

That sounds nice

>make some honeycomb
Are you a fucking bee?

It makes sense, but it's terrible for you:

Rotel and white Velveeta for some white-trash chile con queso.

Other things I've made that were great but really bad for you:
>pasta aglio e olio
>garlic shrimp (a stick of butter and 9 cloves of garlic on less than a pound of shrimp)
>mashed potatoes (massive quantities of butter and bacon fat)

I suppose, at the end of the day, when you mix a carb with large quantities of fat and salt, you're going to have a good time.

When I was extra-fat, I used to put the following in a bowl:

>baked beans and sausages
>scotch egg
>pork pie
>slice of spam
>hash brown
>cheese topping
>stick it in microwave
>pour instant gravy all over it
>eat

I still eat it once in a while. Shit tastes good. People in the UK tell me I'm insane, but I like it.

Why yes, yes, I am! I just make sure to bring all the other bees, that way we can finish the honeycomb faster and maybe make more for the rest of the gang.