Buffet Stories

How do you take home leftovers when you visit a Buffet, Veeky Forums?
I tried to sneak out some extra crab puffs in a Tupperware container one time, but I got stopped at the doors by the guards.

the last time iw ent toa buffet was yeras ago remmber being visibly disgusted and being told to not look at ppl

>but I got stopped at the doors by the guards.
Where the fuck do you live that buffet have guards? Were you at a casino or something? Do they even have them there?

its a meme, fuckwit.

You're a fuckwit, you teenage motherfucker.

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>when you visit a Buffet, Veeky Forums?
I try not to. I really think that most are improperly maintained, from food temperature to cleanliness of the utensils. If someone isn't dishing the food onto your plate for you, wearing a glove, then you're using handles touched by diners who just licked their fingers, or haven't washed their hands after the last 3 bathroom trips that day, or maybe even not that day at all, but they did touch the back of their chair, that bathroom door stall, every single spoon on the buffet, the front door of the restaurant and their steering wheel, the table top, you name it. Chinese buffet with food added to dirty bins? No thank you.

Brunch at a nice hotel, with a food server at every station, yes, but I'll be choosy and gravitate towards things that just came out of the kitchen, and I never go close to closing.

are you having a buffet in a jail? why are there guards?