Food Memes

You mean this one? youtu.be/c7Md4YR75qU

One tablespoon?

youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

I love that recipe. Such a trainwreck.

this is shit
>take pizza
>scrape off toppings, eat crust if you want or don't, i don't care
>insert toppings into omelet
far superior

This doesn't seem that bad

>those candles

There's something downright enthralling about these V I N T A G E recipes. They're so... bold.

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This one is such a fucking ride man, it just escalates.

user i love you so much

>ruining beautiful cold pizza

>see recipe for "Chicken Spaghetti"
>sounds alright
>see ingredients for sauce
>can of cream of Chicken soup
>sour cream
>jarred salsa
>a shit ton of preshredded "Mexican cheese blend"
Disgusting.

>those fuck-me eyes when she says "taste"

>Buy a cake
>Buy readymade icing
>Buy readymade pie filling
>Mix

Why did they make a video of this?

I think he's talking about the video where she uses a pint of mayo

they made an entire show

youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

this thread is great, keep posting terrible cooking videos. they are so hard to find just by searching

Is this lady famous or popular in america?

this feels like satire
>that fancy spray whipped cream

considering she has her own food network show, yeah i'd say so. The name of her show? Semi-homemade. which, as you can guess, is her making shit with prepackaged crap. Even the wikipedia says her show is described as cooking meals with 70 percent prepackaged items and 30 percent fresh ingredients. like that is something to boast about
"Look at how easy this is! now I have even more time to sit around the house and do nothing but drink wine and complain like every woman does"

i wish it was, but sadly is pretty much spot on.

And here's the kicker : She's a multimillionaire from her first marriage, and has been the Governor of New York's girlfriend for years. Yeah. Think about that.

and this woman is considered a chef

They certainly know their audience

definitely not. maybe a cook, but in my mind she is more of a shit assembler than anything.

>hey there is a hole in this cake

>better shove some shit in it!

wifey material

Yeah. Fucking Marie.

Seems like the kind of shit I'd make while super high

She used to be more popular in the mid two thousands, but she's not as well known as other celebrity chefs right now.

I couldn't find it online, but I saw her magazine in the store the other day and opened it up for a quick laugh. Her newest "cake" recipe was to place Oreos around a foam cylinder with frosting as a glue. The "recipe" called for 18 boxes of Oreos and 14 cups of frosting.

DUDE WEEDS LMAO

Go back and take a picture please I need to see this.

If you're in love with alcohol, then you're going to love Aunt Sandy. Her show used to air during the daytime portion of food network back in the 2000s. Basically, she would mix some crap together, make nonalcoholic cocktails for the kids to get them used to drinking, get drunk on cocktails, and show you some decorations that you would never make unless you were just as drunk. You know how people put candy canes on Christmas trees?
youtube.com/watch?v=LI5e72B_eIc
youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY
youtube.com/watch?v=MNmOo-SL7H4

That breathing. God fuckimg dammit fix your shit up america

mother left you with your abusive father eh?

It's like watching ja/ck except I want to fuck it.

youtu.be/RLMNZ6xY6YY

this

Does this count?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJ_7gkORrs

Harambe did not die for this

I need to see this recipe.

that's not that different from a savory french toast though. I don't see what the big deal is.

desu it's really close to a strata, it doesn't sound that disgusting to me

>Jalapeño juice
>In fruit cocktail

lol wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

try Kay on for size

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What is spurdo always drinking what brand of energy drink is this?

>18 boxes of Oreos and 14 cups of frosting

I just wanted to let you know that this thread had me in stitches, but your comment made me laugh 10 times harder than everything else.

This may be the worst youtube video I've ever seen

I couldn't take my eyes away from it. Horrible. Everything

Euro Shopper
t. suomi

what the fuck is going on

DELETE THIS

ONLY AMERICANS ARE FAT AND CRINGEY REEEEE!!

juh juh juice juh juh juh juice juice

>that is a 8/10 in Britain

This video had me with rapt attention. It can't be possible it has to he a troll she has to be aware what the hell she is doing. Everyone knows what happens when you cook raw egg what did she expect when she put those meat patties to cook?!?!?!? Has to be fake

Is she the voice actor for Cranny Faggot from that shitty game?

youtube.com/watch?v=jNa_YrCTeuo

JUST
U
S
T

she did a steak

this cant be real

and a wellington

youtube.com/watch?v=M-dyQjg6S-I

>American recipe or video
>TAKE SOME WESSON™ COOKING OIL AND SOME BOB'S FINEST® BURGER SALT AND ADD IT TO THE BUBBA'S CHEESE™ MAGIC MIX®

>Anglo """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

HOLY FUCK THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY DISGUSTING

eurweb.com/2010/12/woman-behind-sandra-lee’s-‘kwanzaa-cake’-explains-debacle/ i only found this out a few weeks ago, idk why i thought she was directly responsible

"wellington"

is this channel for real or is this some kind of a parody or trolling?

It's real dude

I hate it. I think they do it to make advertising or sponsor $$$$.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I

How very dare you this is a 10 every day all day, have you never seen a beautiful woman before?! And with her cookery skills, this one's a real keeper!

>sara told she's straight up dying from being so fat
>goes right back to making pumpkin spice cake and cutting herself a 1 kilogram per serving piece, then topping it with maple glaze and whipped cream

ONE CAN UV...PUKKEN PURREH

dead within 5 years. max.

This is amazing, you don't think she can push the bar higher but she does with every step!

"And Hard"

>BEEF FUDGE

I seen some shit.

I can't even with this. The fuck, man.

>Meat not kneaded
>Way too fucking big
>Meat far too moist
>Way too much egg wash
>No onions or herbs, not even salt or fucking pepper
>No breadcrumbs

1/10

Fucking Anglos, you're the reason everyone thinks White people can't cook

I won't be able to make it back to the store I saw this in any time soon, but I found a picture of the cover. This seems to be smaller than the one inside, which said it would serve 200 people.

I hope for her arteries' sake that this serves at least 16 people. This cannot be for any fewer.

No this does not count. This channel is terrible and should feel bad.

This is hard to believe.

please for the love of god someone find the recipe

>pint of ice cream
>full can of lemon icing
>"will feed 2 to three people"
Murica.

But I only buy proper New York Style Pizza and I don't think this would work with that. Is a loaf of bread with some toppings on it what people consider "pizza"?

Maybe one tablespoon in American measurements.

I'm an American and I've never heard of her. I haven't watched tv in 15 years though. And even then I didn't watch cooking shows on channel 3. My guess is, no, 9/10 Americans couldn't tell you who she is.

>has her own show on food network
> must be famous
What's it like being in your 50's