What do i put on rice that doesnt make me want to kill myself?

Fish sauce

'Cha

Grated ginger

Sambal

Sesame oil

Sesame seeds

Egg

Crushed up lorazepam

Soy sauce (light or dark, fight me)
Butter and peas
Gravy

Why do white people eat rice by itself? Literally who the fuck does that?

i eat most things like that. im just not really into proper meals.

This. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you sit down with a pile of dry bread for lunch and complain that sandwiches are boring?

what is bread and butter
what is rice and x

>what is bread and butter

Not a meal.

Red pasta sauce and curry powered

its food

You should put some sugar on it, I guarantee you will love it

I make pilaf so shallots and mushrooms go IN the rice and I cook it with chicken stock and butter because I'm an adult and I don't feel like pretending I'm asian to impress cartoon vagina

>Four eggs for one cup of uncooked rice
>half a can of corn ~200g
>chicken powder, salt &pepper
>curry is optional
>oil for frying

Raw egg, obviously

if you buy superior japanese rice and cook it properly you don't need anything on top.

garlic salt.

cum

Chicken.

Really, the possibilities are endless.

FUCK THE RICE JUST CUM IN MY MOUTH

some people are just really poor user

Soy sauce.

i genuinely enjoy rice on its own. i dont even use butter when i cook it (have a rice cooker), just straight up rice. sometimes i get cravings for a bowl of plain white rice. it makes a really good and easy snack

Canned tuna
Chili paste
Soy sauce

Maybe an egg or two. Fry up the rice if you feel fancy.

fry some onions in olive oil, put the rice and mix the together well. Throw some spices like paprica pepper etc. Grate some cheese on top of it. Idk if it sounds good but when i tried it (basmati rice) it turned out pretty good.

You could always put some tomato sauce (the one you put on pasta) Or both.

satay sauce and chicken

Meat and veg.

Ginger, green onion, salt, pepper, chili oil and olive oil.

U find some spam, slice them, brown em in a medium heat pan, sprinkle some black pepper, easy and fucking cheap

A fried egg and some soy sauce and hot mustard.

White: butter
Jasmine: chicken
Wild: walleye

alcohol.

honestly just cut out the rice, it will work it's magic faster.

Butter and salt.

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t. Cajun

Excellent post

This

>bacon
>fried eggs
>corned beef
>spam
>fried fish
It's basically filler. Imagine eating a big mac without the bread. That's what it's like for asians and rice.

True it's just a filler. Op must be super white to assume rice is the entire meal.

This
Furikake GOAT topping

Tahini
Peanut butter
Butter
Orange jam

Wa
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Just make chicken friend rice jesus wet everyone knows how to make that

Raw fish

salt and pepper

>literally anything that you like
not true

if you gotta ask what to put on rice, you probably just suck in general

It's great with chili and thicker soups.

Mentos

>Furikake
add some sort of thick sauce or broth and that could actually work

fry it with some meat egg and salt and a little of whatever you want.

cool

>Crushed up lorazepam
my nigga. you're hilarious.

cheese and broccoli

butter
lemon
garlic
thyme
salt
black pepper

Old Bay and a side of Natty Boh

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