ITT: Drinks you've invented

Dirty Screwdriver

>2.5/5 Orange Juice
>1/5 Vodka
>1.5/5 Sierra Mist
>1/5 Olive juice

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Fucking eww...

The John Green

>1/5 Fernet Branca
>1.5/5 egg yolk
>1/5 Nesquik
>1.5/5 mint

it tastes like watching The Fault in our Stars

I make a french press with home reroasted beans, a paper towel, and a cup

>orange juice and olive juice
vomit

that's just your dip spit cup

no I have pictures of the bean

The unnamed but tastes pretty fucking good

>pepsi and southern comfort to taste (like 4:1 ratio or something idc do what you want)
>a couple teaspoons of lime juice and a few dashes of tabasco
>garnish with lime wedge

the gusmeister

2 beers in one xl pint glass

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topkek

are you a sex slave living on a dungeon floor?

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>Vanilla flavored Smirnoff vodka
>Faygo cream soda
>about 50/50 or to taste

I call it the Cream dream

American Diplomacy

1 ounce Cuban Rum of choice
1 ounce vodka of choice
1 ounce tequila of choice
1 ounce bourbon of choice

Top up with the fieriest ginger been you can get or make, throat burning stuff. Since you all seem to talk so well with eachother

So much effort for a decent kek.

"The Colorado"

2 parts Gin
1 part lemon juice
1 part capri sun mountain cooler

My sides!

two shots of high proof rum in a tall glass of orange juice with a tablespoon of sugar

I call it a brendan frasier

We just call it the -humdinger-

1 shot Canadian whiskey
1 shot absinthe

Senpai's "Liquid Pantsu Remover":

1 part (100 proof preferred) citrus vodka
1 part 151 proof spiced rum
2 parts pink grapefruit juice
-Shake all ingredients together over crushed ice.

1 part whiskey
3 parts root beer
1 TBS heavy whipping cream
Ice

I just call it a root beer float because that's exactly what it tastes like.

Me and my brother call this "Ninja"
1 part of any wine cooler
1 roofie
In and out before she ever knows.

Sopor Shame, 50% cheap gin 50% Faygo Moon Mist as a gelatin shot.

smells like homestuck

"The Kraut"

one part Sauerkraut juice
one part sausage juice
one part Jägermeister
top with curry mix powder and garnish with pickle
serve with Mettigel

>Special K
Snakebite made with Special brew and K cider.
Absolutely fucking deadly.

the most surprising thing is that you have a wife

Whenever I invent a cocktail it's because I have limited ingredients on hand and try to make do. Most drinks I've "invented" later turned out to be popular variations of popular cocktails that I had no idea already existed. I thought I was so fucking clever when I first made a Bloody Mary with gin or an Old Fashioned with rum, both of which I now like almost as much as the classics. But I guess the most original cocktail I've made has to be:

1 part dark rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts tonic
dashes of angostura

I called it the "What the fuck is this shit" as I was pouring it down the sink.
But that's how we learn.

The "petit boisé"
1 part mint syrup
2 parts gin
1 part lemon juice
Tastes like fresh pine car thingies

I call this one "The Everyday"

Two parts whatever alcohol you can afford with the money in your wallet right now
One part tears

It's a pretty good way to relax at the end of an evening, like after a hard day of work or who am I kidding you're unemployable

I like this

I like this idea very much

>like after a hard day of work or who am I kidding you're unemployable

It's funny because that's exactly why I'm drinking myself to death.

I typically only drink whisky neat so I really don't cocktail, but I make dandelion wine. It's kinda dry but whatever. I'm literally making alcohol from weeds in my yard.

i've invented a drink for real men.
you take a glass, fill it with scotch and drink it without looking like a pussy.

Oh shut the fuck up with this shit. A drink is a fucking drink.

>So insecure in his manhood that everything he does has to reinforce it
Uh... fragile masculinity much?

cocktail shaker with ice
pour in one shot of cilantro/lime vodka (I use Absolut for it, quality isn't big on the vodka end of the drink)
One shot of Jameson whiskey, shake the shaker with these two in it.
In the glass, put some ice in and a shot of Tanqueray gin. pour the mix from the shaker in, straining it out of the ice.
Stir it a few times.

I call it windex. It tastes like windex. No burn though surprisingly

1/4 triple sec
1/4 rum
1/2 lemonade
2 mint leaves
On ice

Probably not an original, but I love that shit-canned

Mountain Dew:

1 part seltzer
1 part shot of every liquor in the cabinet
mix and pound

Coke-umber

2 parts coke
1 part cucumber vodka

SoSueMe

1 part ginger liqueur
1 part wasabi vodka
2 parts ginger ale
couple drops of soy sauce

Lemon Fug

>Juice of 1/2 Lemon
>2 measures gin
>1 measure Limoncello
>Dash of Tabasco

Pour all over ice, mix and top up with tonic or soda water. Is okay.

Gentleman's Agreement

2oz Bourbon
1oz Domaine de Canton
Orange bitters

I didn't invent it. Stole it from a local place. Pretty nice desu.

3 shots of tequila
Fill the rest of the glass with margarita mix

I call it the "I'm on a budget and want to get shitfaced"

Bourbon
Orange juice
Amaretto splash
Squeeze of lime wedge

I don't know what it's called

The Pepto Vision.
2 parts vodka from a plastic jug
1 part or a dash depending on your taste of pepto bismol
Created in 1999 at Santa Barbara as a very poor college student

>that's exactly why I'm drinking myself to death.

>tfw diabetic
>my medication is basically booze+meds = instant death
>torn because want to be dead because my life is shit but don't want to cause pain to those who matter to me

The "Diet" Rum and Coke.

It's a play on the time-honored Rum and Coke.

It's one part Rum, one part "Diet" Coke. You can replace the "Diet" Coke with Coke "Zero" for a "Zero" Rum and Coke.

Genever Martini.

2 parts Genever
1 part Bianco vermouth
dash or two of bitters.

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Put some Campari in that and half a lemon.

>I called it the "What the fuck is this shit" as I was pouring it down the sink.
Genuinely laughed.

Y'know, I've always thought it was missing something, and that sounds like it would round the edges. Campari is ace stuff.

I only had it for the first time last weekend. Loved it. Obsessed with finding new uses for it now.

Posted this in a different thread, but I'll past it here for you:

This was what I made with what I had

>1 big part campari
>1-2 big parts gin
>1/2 to 3/4 of a lemon squeezed
>2 or 3 grapefruit slices on top to bring out more citrus

Stayed away from the aromatic bitters, but I might try some next weekend.

Jesus, I loved it. Amazing stuff. A wonderful bitterness that I've wanted from a liquor. I had no vermouth to make negronis, but I don't like vermouth anyway and I don't like sweet drinks or remotely sweet drinks. Bitter and sour is much more my thing.

Shocked to find out this stuff is €25 per bottle in my home country. Bought it for €10, and after having it, felt like it could be one of my main drinks for the rest of my life. €25 is steep, though. I could get a decent bottle of Whiskey in my home country for that price. I'll eventually be moving home, so that's shit about the price.

>drinking anything but straight up licor or regular beer

What are you fucking faggots?

I've been having:
>1 part white rum
>1 part vodka
>1 part Orange juice
>Dash of vermouth
>Ice

For the last month.

>Drinking anything but single malt

Awful

This

The Filthy Nigger:

1 can of Yoohoo
3 shots vodka
2 shots rum

I have bourbon and yoohoo and it taste alright mixed tho i'm pretty numb so i can't tell if my bearings are correct in it being "alright" tasting.

I call it the "Cotton picker."

"Stinky Juggalette"

1 part tobacco vodka
1 part any flavor Faygo soda

take in one gulp out of a dirty glass and lick a sweaty armpit, just like kissing a fat Juggalette that hasnt showered in 3 days

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>My sides!

No one mention a Hoboken Jiggler yet?

1/2 shot of Campari
1/2 shot of Bacardi white
1 oz of pickle juice
half cup of whole milk, non pasturized
3 rocks and a bread stick as garnish.

I call it the filthy martini

One martini+3-4 times that in olive juice+3-4 olives

That sounds delicious. You have any internet connections for actually hot ginger beer? Everything I look at is 99% sugar and water with ginger essence added for labeling purposes.

The Electric Slide

Lemonade
Blue Gatorade
Vodka
Ginger