I recently got into baking/frying empanadas as I got the hang of making good dough

I said it last thread but do a fucking philly cheese steak empanada
the dough is perfect for it
also pizza style, which I guess is just a calzone, but still
you could also do a jalapeno popper empanada
buffalo chicken ranch and celery empanada

Empanadas?

Those are pattys, bro.

I once had a fantastic empanada at a cultural high point in my life. Some friends and I were on an outing to procure some wine and charcuterie for a party we were having that eve. En route to the Vinyard we passed an amazing smell. It was a man with a small stand frying up heavenly treats. He offered us samples, attributing our well dressed selves and tactful conversation to why we deserved said samples free of charge.
I took one bite. I will never forget that delicious flavor. I begged and pleaded the man to share his recipe and while he wouldn't give full details he did share some of the ingredients.

I'll never forget the humble man and his words that day. The filling for these heavenly treats was as follows: One cup of buzfeed doritos
12 Oz of meme shit

*Pasties

Calling it an empanada makes it sound "fancier"

Just like the whole poutine shit which is literally chips, cheese and gravy that the Brits have been doing for centuries

...

Empanadas may be fried, but a pasty is always baked.

>chips

are you calling fried potato "chips"?

>fries

are you calling chipped potatoes "fries"?

where did i say "fries"?

oh i didnt you cuck.

I think he's calling chips of potato chips, like all intelligent people do.

Imagine calling all foods by their preparation method.
>I'll have a loaf of baked please
>I'll have a plate of steamed please
>I'll have a tray of pickle please

You would feel rather silly.

You're a shitposting idiot, but this isn't surprising for an American.

>olives with peaches and pineapples
WHAT THE FUCK MY BROTHER!!

Steak, cheese, onion and green pepper. So basically Philadelphia cheese steak filling.

Sriracha, bacon and a pumpkin spiced IPA reduction.

You talking bell pepper or some jalapeňo style pepper?

well he said philly cheese so i'd assume bell pepper

PATTYS

Pastys are some baked flakey pie that english, dead men walking, eat.

This user gets it

Youth, loneliness, failure, resentment towards women, black folks, LGBT folks, Muslims and a dash of unearned pride, recipe: tomatoes (rejection by women), garlic and onion powder (failure), nettles, salt, (resentment), veal (youth), lamb (Muslims), havarti (teh gheys), yams (blacks),dash of butthurt (alt/right).

We'll call it a /pol/panada

Cheese curds though

What makes onions "sauted". Usually what I do with onions is chop them up and then grill them while sprinkling them with olive oil until they caramelize.

>craziest ideas
I don't have a great imagination, but here goes:

>fois gras, kale, and heavily caramelized onions

>brie, blackberry preserves and fried pancetta

>broccoli, red potato (skin on), cheddar, lots of black pepper

>shredded chicken and buffalo wing sauce

>cabbage, shellfish, cajun spices, and sauteed holy trinity (onion, carrot, celery)

Neither "chips" nor "fries" mentions the thing that is chipped or fried, so I don't see your point.

>Frenched fries isn't named after the preparation method

Why do redditards have to ruin every thread crying about pol out of nowhere?

Protip fuckface, the patty was created by English miners making pasties in Jamaica, just like the pastel and Mexican pasty.

Good god you're retarded.

it came out good, and I was drunk

^this x100

The difference is that it is a specific type of mexican pastry. Its like asking "what is the difference between a pastry a doughnut?"

"French-fried potatoes" would be the proper term originating from "fries".

I would assume that "chips" is short for "chipped potatoes," or "potato chips."

Now try again but this time with a basic grasp of the English language.

He said pasty, not pastry.

Do you need a safe space where you're widdle fewings don't get hurt?

Nah, but id rather just read whatever i want to read. And thanks, I am very handsom.

>inb4 'your'
>inb4 "stop liking what I don't like"
Try actively not letting the dickbags overflow from their containment board

I wish the mods would do their job and ban you shitposters.

since you clearly want a safe space that you can control why not just try reddit
you obviously don't belong here

@8112546
No (you) for you.

>implying the reaction isn't enough for them
way to go, retard

yeah actually i have a pretty good empanada recipe (LATAMfag here)

my abuela always used to make these they were SOOO yummy

4 cups buzfeed
2 cups doritos
2 tbsp meme shit

mix and fill

Protip: your fucking bland ass cornish pasty can't be called such outside of motherfucking cornwall and that is OK to me because they taste like shit.

So keep your halal pasty's to yourself.

Like i would ever want to ship a fucking pasty 2,500 miles.

Fucking britfags, I tell you

Also. Mines in jamaica? What fucking mines? Rum and sugar mines?

yes the rum mines.

empanadas taste good, contain seasoning

Lol you coal face people really crack me up. Thinking everything is dug out the ground.

fuckin kek

Make a saltena

hotpockets

Stuffed with cheese. When you're eating them shake some powdered sugar on them.

In brazil they make them big and kinda flat, I liked their ham and cheese ones or cheese and chorizo.

arent pasties what you put on nipples?

cranberry, onion, turkey, and sweet potato empanadas

Goat Milk Candy

Thanks. Never been to the states or eaten philly cheese steak, so had no idea honestly.

what's your dough recipe?
also i'd prolly want to try some sort of curry&shrimp or something else with shrimp

wait, i should specify that i meant curry powder. add some onion and perhaps bell peppers too

>mexican

caramel and pears
any seafood + cheese

>ant curry powder
3 cups flour
2 tsps of sugar,
1 tsp of salt.
stick of ice cold butter
1 1/2 cup of water give or take
I have never cooked with curry powders, i may give it a shot some day

Mexico, please. They're called pasties.

Moron.

You're a god damned retard, but then you are American so that's a tautology.

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!

Clappyfats need to be removed from communicating until they can provide an iq test in the double digits.

Prove it for all interpretations.

Only they aren't.

Empanadas and pastries are basically the same thing.

But it differs in the name depending on the region. In Spain, empanadas and pastries are called "empanadillas" (means "little empanadas"), while "empanadas" in Spain, are this (pic related), just a fucking cake.

Please, dont be too autistic with this shit. Its the fucking same thing.

You prove it for all to see every day with the olume of shit you spew on the screen, before you go to the mart and start to shart.

Chips of potato? So then like lays. Surely you wouldn't refer to large cuts of potato as a chip of potato.

not sure if your familiar with guava paste but I usually buy the frozen dough and make some with guava paste and a mild cheese.

Shit user, why did I not think of a Philly one. That would be delicious

Then you have a jamaican beef patty (almost)

In what universe is a thin slice a "chip"? When you chip a glass, do you remove a thin slice?

why aren't they called slices then, that's not a chip either

Salt caramel.

>frying empanadas
FIlthy degerante.

Anyhow, several popular flavors at a local takeaway.

>Chicken and mushroom cream
>Chorizo/salami and cheese
>Four cheeses
>Veggies
>Chopped (not minced) beef

What does a woodchipper produce?

Fries

Don't usually see a bong this blasted on Veeky Forums

Empanadas de carne cortada a cuchillo, jamon y queso, 4 quesos, choclo/cebolla/queso.

You fock right off there eh, that's our dish you're talking shit aboot.

Empanadas aren't Mexican you fucking retard.

Watch my nigga Alton Brown's episode on pocket pies. Wizard wizard wizard. Just watch out for beetlejuice.

Ravioli

This is the weakest b8 I've seen in a long ass time.

To answer OP's question: Chorizo, bacon, and eggs. Breakfast Empanadas.

Your shitposting is childish and pathetic.

Just how fucking retarded are you? Describe a woodchip for us all so we can laugh at your autism.

Fuck you they are ours

Flyover here.

Stuffed peppers in the empilado or whateves it is