This is real

This is real.

>80% Iron
Neat!

>Muh genetics

Arent humans only supposed to have like 2000-2200 calories a day
how do you sell this to people and not feel guilty

>how do you sell this to people and not feel guilty

Capitalism doesn't feel guilt.

15 inch dragon dildos are also real
Pretty neat imo

who actually buys two pound shakes?

Damn it I want one right now

Only people who are dared by their friends.

It's not like you buy it thinking it's a health drink.

>he thinks fluids ounces are a measure of weight
Go back to Europe plz

This is supposed to be shared, not consumed by a single individual

That said, there probably are people who have consumed it on their own

> designed to be shared

Which explains why there's one fucking straw in the promo material.

I don't see the relevancy to what I said

In America do you not share straws?

The promotional material is also all plastic.

I suggest you google "Saliva transferable STIs" and "Saliva transferable Illnesses"

Or you can save yourself some time and just watch "Rent"

Amerifats need to get with the times. Its 2016 FFS.

I'm not American. What disease riddled shithole do you come from that you share a fucking straw?

>Amerifats
The concept of the fluid ounce was created in Britain jsyk

>it's the current year!
>don't you know all your opinions are bad and mine are correct?
John Oliver pls go

France