Literally cucked by an avocado

>literally cucked by an avocado
>literally cucked
>I'm married to an avocado that cheats on me

>he doesn't experience all the seasons
Sound awful desu. Nothing cozier than hot stew or chili on a cold winter night. Same with stouts. Taste twice as good when cold out.

>Literally cucked

this is getting out of hand

>Lives in SoCal
>Calls other people shit

Glass houses, etc.

Nice weather is for limp wristed faggots

What's it like knowing the only reason human life exists there is because you've stolen the water from other states?

I hope your avocado comes alive in your throat.

have fun waiting a decade for your first piece of fruit

It gets cold at night in SoCal, silly.
>perfect weather all year
>room to stretch out, unlike other major cities
>cheaper COL than NY and SF
>fresh avocados year round
kek
>nicememe.mov

If it's above freezing, it's not cold enough.

Stop posting, Bear. You are a bear.

I'm just a man who runs hot. Summer is a nightmare of sweat and upset stomachs

*points*
Haha

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ahahahahahahahah
serves you right for wanting to build a wall, Veeky Forums.

Fallbrook?

Never even heard of it. I live in Los Angeles.

Ah. Fallbrook is a town near San Diego that grows a shit ton of avocados

Your fault for buying a round avocado. The meatiest ones are the oblong ones.

did you cut through the sticker??..

look on the bright side. you got a free cricket ball!

best thread of 2016, hands down. Nominated for jerrygold

This. Fall and Winter are my fav. seasons. However I'm PNW so I might be a bit biased

I'll give you an advice for shopping those bad boys.

When you are at the store (or whatever) pick one of the avocados and shake it. If you can feel the seed moving inside (might work well too if you hear it) then the avocado is pretty ripe and you should buy, and consume it soon.

cringe

kys faggot

just spent like 400 dollars on a new cutting board and im too scared to use it. How can I best season my new state of the art cutting board.

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>400 real dollars for a plank of wood
You literally have more dollars than sense. I have a quartz cutting board that I couldn't nick, gouge or or harm if I wanted to, and it cost like $85.

BIG

but how did you season it?

fucking plant it in a pot and make the biggest avocado tree

A very naughty avocado

with my nut

>not enjoying ground avocado seeds
It's like you're not even vegan

>cucked by an avocado.

Are you Chuck Tingles?

Growing a tree from that seed will just produce more cuckacados.

You could gift them to people

>here have a nice avocado my "friend"
>as he cuts it up and dulls his knife he realized you have bred an avocado without flesh, it's just the skin around the seed
>zimbabwe

>implying vegans enjoy their awful food

Nicebait.exe

Wut

>ever living in cuckfornia

nice bait though

you seem really upset lmao

also kys loser

What are the best techniques for seasoning a cutting board?

Dammit that does sound like a Chuck Tingle story

>enjoying ground avocado seeds
Do they really do that?

GUY

>he wasnts to freeze half to death for 23.5 hours a day just so he can enjoy a stew a little bit better than usual

I am environmentally comfortable all the time and I still enjoy life and have a whole heap of fun.

Strange is it that you don't have to suffer to enjoy things?

W-what are you?

When you're vegan you need all the nutrients and calories possible.
They're like competitive eaters, if it goes down their throat they're happy.

I am that avocuck bull

Prove you're actually in Carpinteria

it's made of little meats

What?

>plant an avocado
It takes 10 years for a tree to fully grow and start producing fruit. All avocado trees in the United States are made from cuttings.

Buy your avocados from a bodega that sells produce. They usually have the bigger cultivars instead of those cheap little ones.

Not all of them.

My grandparents planted avocados in their backyard when I was 8.

They have a fucking small grove in their backyard now, and the whole family gets gifted avocados all the time.

Cool pic. It indicates to me that i have access to 7 hall trees.

I don't suffer. I love the winter. The only time I hate it is when I leave my house unprepared like a dingus.

enjoy your dull knives

Thats a myth

Who the hell is Chuck Tingle?

Is there any way to tell by squeezing how big the seed is?
Any way to avoid being cucked?
Also I got cucked pretty bad by a cantelope this week.
Not sweet and had a funny flavor and texture.

>had a funny flavor and texture.
you're not supposed to fuck it first

that melon aint ripe

>When you buy an avocado, you pick it up and feel it. It should feel heavy for its size and have slight give to its skin. Make sure it doesn't have any very soft spots that feel different from the rest of it.

See

FOR

actually you should buy all your seeds from certified botanical places since those have been screened for plant diseases unlike grocery store avacados.

You dont want to grow a tree for two years only to find it has dick rot disease and its fruit are shit

>image

surprised that was not watermelon sambo
U

Hall is the worst kind
Hass master race

I wish I could eat avocado without suffering, damned birch pollen allergy

Americans think this. Why?

I had hall before
It's less creamy and more watery plus it takes longer to mature

are these any good?

>get a craving to buy an avocado once
>don't know what the fuck do I do with it
>"guess I'll throw it (the pulp, of course) in the mushroom cream soup, sounds good"
>it ruins the fucking soup making it extremely bitter
what do with avocado so it doesn't shit on your hopes and dreams

dont heat it up

kill yourself

You can roast the seed and it makes a nice addition to guac, just cut it into thin slices and use it as a garnish, delish.

>he doesn't let his wife literally fuck other men

what, are you fucking gay?

Are you a total degenerate ?

Neither literal nor anything whatever to do with being cuckolded. Please grow up.

Actually, he would also have to be raising its child that it had with another without knowing it was not his.

It's a boy!

Have avocados finally come down in price yet? I haven't brought any since June since they have become outrageously expensive this summer. Was it because the crops failed or something?

Time to update your memes newfag.

And in exchange for nice weather, everything else in California is hell.

Not OP, but frequent avocado eater: No. Avocados are still stupidly expensive. I saw some on sale at smart&final for $1.79 and it's the cheapest I've seen them in at least a month.

Avocados are unhealthy.

>it takes 10 years
>not all of them
>my grandparents planted them when I was 8

Underage b& detected

Citation needed

>Living in a place with """"Fall and Winter"""""