If vaporwave were a food, what food would it be?

You guys have clearly never listened to vaperwave.

The correct answer is Arizona green tea in a Jazz Solo cup, Fiji water, and purple drank

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Big Mac

Nouvelle cuisine

Crystal Pepsi

slush puppy

it would be like epic meal time food cause it takes mass produced commercial music/food and makes something new with it

McDLT in styrofoam container

crystal pepsi

A stale peep, dusted with benzos

>If vaporwave were a food, what food would it be?

A cannabis edible.

stale wonderbread covered in crystallized honey

for me it's a white cherry ICEE

Well, the Everything Bagel was a variant of the bagel invented in the 80's, so maybe if the bagel is first spraypainted pastel pink and green, then covered in all its ingredients except half of them have been halved and the other half have been doubled seemingly at random, then sold from a third-rate vcr store in downtown Nagasaki.

kek I remember that
I kind of want it to be real

Some off brand frozen Push-Pop.

Everyone in this thread is wrong because it's cold pizza

Crystal Mountain Dew

Pastel colored doughnuts

>youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ

>vaporwave food
>implying true vaporwave doesn't mean completely surviving on soft drinks and pot edibles

This

Madiera cake.

Cold war rations and cough syrup in a blender