That first sip

That first sip...

I usually just shotgun them in one or two big gulps.

They're for energy, not a tasty beverage to sip and savor.

I want Veeky Forums to leave.

hahaha are you mad breh!!!!?!?

*unzips dick*

you fucking mirin?

ENOUGH

Hhahahaha you can either be a sick cunt
*flexes dick while maintaining eye contact*
or a sad cunt breh dont be a sad cunt

>tfw your dumbass friend falls for meme marketing and buys one of these

When will it end. When will I be free from this pain

come at me bro
>reaches through your legs from behind while grabbing dick gently
just try one, u mad?

I buy them from the walgreens by my work sometimes when i'm hung over because they're always 2\$4. I like the sugarless ones in the black can. the green one is too fucking sweet. vitaminpiss sucralose flavored drinks are very sensitive to temperature though. you got to drink them ice cold anything approaching ambient temperature is unpotable and will leave a greasy film on the roof of your mouth

Watch out for him, man. It's not a huge leap for him to suddenly be the type that buys Monster stickers so he can advertise the brand FOR FREE.

thats good, breh.
>stands behind you while applying tanning lotion to your backside to enhance muscle definition
real good breh.

I have a bunch of monster stickers, I have no idea what to do with them except throw them in the trash

>zero calorie zero sugar energy drink?

wtf is in that shit? wouldn't touch that if you paid me

>mfw I haven't been able to touch an energy drink since January 1st
>mfw I've always stuck true to my new years resolutions
>mfw I have no face
When 2017 rolls around, I'm going to down so many fucking monsters you have no idea.

So where does the energy come from?

I just drink coffee.

I drink these when I have something going on and I need to stay awake. It's not often but they do the trick, drink them throughout the night and if i know I'm almost done I'll finish off like 2 hours before I'm done so I can crash afterwards.

Why these ones, a friend drank them and offered me one, it works and I don't see the need to try every flavor

NO NOT ON MY CK NO GO AWAY

is this trillballins?

Caffeine.

Anyway I never got the energy drink hate, I usually just drink coffee but over-caffeinated soda every once in a while is nice

I prefer Rockstar \m/

Reminder

I was at the store and I remembered this thread and bought a can. Thanks OP.

How is this? I fucking love Monster.

Chocolate milk with some whey thrown into it.

Not bad but very easy to make at home.

i got you famm

It's better with sugar, guys

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I bought a case of these at walmart, $1/each.
Probably the tastiest energy drink I've had.