>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) science with you.
Choose wisely..
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Mathematics
Memetics. I would still need to create a sun made of ice after all.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Orbit around what?
>is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again
Why wouldn't the Earth completely melt or vaporize? How would an underground shelter help?
You must be a blast at parties.
>Orbit around what?
the center of the galaxy
Indeed, people are always laughing with me. But what does that have to do with the thread?
Enough with this nonsense, begone!
>with me
:^)
And how does that affect earth?
Sociology. Easy choice.
Actually useful as people will still exist, unlike anything else that any other science would need
Botany, literally the only choice to live.
>Sun will crash into Earth
>nuclear shelter should be sufficient
I'd bring god. He'd know what to do.
You wouldnt use nuclear shelters because they wouldnt stop the fucking sun
You would shoot out selected people in fusion-powered strobe-light covered Alcor flasks on a trajectory towards various exoplanets of their choice
Biology so I could remove a few ribs and suck my own dick
Cleaning/cooking robots.
>Sociology.
>science
I think we all know better.
But just in case, read this:
google.com
"Science" doesn't just mean "advanced book-learnin'".
kek
The obvious choice.
>You would shoot out selected people in fusion-powered strobe-light covered Alcor flasks on a trajectory towards various exoplanets of their choice
Hopefullly they survive the million years that it takes to reach closet one.
>OP poses question ostensibly about which science is most worthy
>deliberately phrases it in such a way that the autists of Veeky Forums start arguing about the physical inaccuracies/impossibilities of the situation posited
>shitstorm ensues
10/10 OP, you magnificent bastard
Philosophy. Every other science will eventually be deducted from it.
this
and food science for tubby custard
Joke all you can but memes are actually used in science en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetic_algorithm
Physics, cause anything else is boring
I'm not astrologer, but wouldn't that kill everyone?
no? The sun would only fall down making a 50 years of night before a new sun could form
the sun cant physically crash into the earth
sociology
Hello OP.
>28 replies
>shitstorm
Maybe this thread can become one, but calling it that early is just wrong.
>I fell for bait so I'll accuse some guy of samefaggotry
on a board this slow, getting the response he did is actually bretty gud
>on a board this slow
Make a thread about climate change (denial) or human races (intelligence) and you'll get replies way more quickly.
Which is?
Cloning tech so I can clone 1 trillion lions to fight the sun
Penistemology
Astrology/Numerology. Either one, they would be equally useful.
lel