What's for breakfast, Veeky Forums?

We're having challah French toast.

Mmm

Holla!

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>Go to Jewish bakery
>Really crowded, people everywhere
>Ask how much the Challah costs.
>No response
>Ask a bit louder
>Woman still doesn't hear me
>Scream out "HOW MUCH DOES THE CHALLAH COST"
>Everybody stares at me.
>End up autistically running out
>Never go back again

It sucks because their chicken salad was GOAT. Oh well.

I very rarely eat breakfast.

I'm glad you didn't give them any more money. I ask that you please stop shopping there from now on.

And ready to eat!

WHAT on earth

>he doesn't have an abundance of figs in his backyard

I figured.

whoa, that's very brown, friend...

I'd still eat the shit out of it, but turn down your heat bro!

'Tis true, it's a bit high.
Tasty as fuck though.
I think my "batter" was too milky: the eggs were smallish. Also a factor in the "burny" look.

First of all fresh figs are disgusting bit that doesn't "look" burnt it's just burnt

Having eaten, I can confirm: no carbon taste.
Also, who doesn't like figs?

Could be! Have you tried cooking the figs a little? There's a steel-cut oats infographic floating around that has a really nice fig recipe. Quarter and stem your figs, add to a pot with a little water, honey, vanilla extract and cinnamon. Stir over medium high until it's syrupy. I bet it'd be godlike over this, too.

I will be trying this syrup recipe!
I must say, we pick about 2 pounds a day, and they are gone by the end of the day: everyone snacks on them, and friends & neighbors all want their little basket.

>that many figs

You fucked up.

You cooked it on way too high of a heat. Or for too long.
Why did it burn? Did you add sugar to the custard?
You are supposed to brown it until it looks good, and finish in an oven to set the center.
Veeky Forums cooking school 090, no college credit for you, remedial retard.

Custard, wtf?
Fight me.

How do you fuck up something as simple as French toast

Those "fruits" are triggering my trypophobia.

Milk and egg. I know your fat ass is thinking about shoving spoonfuls of sugary jizz in your face, but custard really is just milk and egg mixed together.
Fight = won.

Send me some figs, OP!

Throw in some dates and persimmons too.

>tow my fig tree died and all I want is some delicious fresh figs )^:

Also your figs look under ripe. They're best when all wrinkly with sugar dripping out like a sweaty scrotum. :D

>dead fig tree
It probably pissed off Jesus by not bearing fruit out of season, senpai.

There's nothing french about french toasts.

I made these a few weeks ago, but I normally just have 5 cups of coffee for breakfast and only make waffles about once a month.

>jew bread burnt
kek