Eating a sandwich

This.

My dad would take a slice of bread and let it mold lightly before he gave it to me. He did this every 3-4 months and said it had health benefits.

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How do you not notice that? The smell of moldy bread is pretty hard to miss. It starts smelling sour even before visible mold forms on it

if it's rye bread you'll trip balls and die have fun

>mold eats your bread
>you eat mold
sounds fair to me user

but mold also eats you

Sounds like he weakened your immune system by giving you antibiotics.

>feeding your son mycotoxins
I think your dad was trying to kill you user

>be me 17
>mum has bad habit of not throwing out food or refusing to throw out stuff after expire date
>Monday, accidentally eat hot dog bun with mold inside the slice
>Tuesday, drank some really bad milk
>Tuesday again was about to eat some cheese for melting oN top eggs, moldy cheese
>Wednesday, hyper aware at this point. Throw out four containers of food.
>Spend rest of the day cleaning fridge
>Dad was so thankful he bought me dinner
>mum was mad
>It's just a bit of fuzz it's not going to kill you!
>She gets sick the next day on Thursday
>needs to get her stomach pumped
>mum doesn't cook as often anymore
>Attending catering classes far from home now

Still refuse to touch anything moldy

Rip OP

>Bread is moldy
>Throw it out to the birds
>Later find out that bread is bad for them

Am I a murderer?

My immune system is as efficient as vermin, but I have a penicillin allergy. Real big achilles heel.

No it doesn't you faggot what kind of shitty bread are you buying?

>Later find out that bread is bad for them
Is it? They sure go nuts for it

Just like we do for meat

Still AWFUL for us

Are you retarded? What kind of fat fuck can't tell the difference between fresh bread and stale near moldy bread? Do you just shovel it down your fat gullet without smelling/tasting or even chewing? Holy shit

I know right!

Induce vomiting.

Good thing we stopped using penicillin ages ago.
Immunity is a bitch.

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That's what a life time of eating preservative laced and chemically engineered shelf life extended $0.99 at Walmart tier white bread will do to ya. God bless America.

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>stale
>moldy
Literally never happened to me.
Every time bread gets mold on it for me it's still soft.

>fat fuck can't tell difference between fresh and not fresh bread
>thinks mold just magically appears

>Auto defence is "fat fuck"

>can't tell the difference between the smell of freshly baked bread and days old bread that has been sweating into it's own bag
>hurr it's soft so it must be good
>hurr mold doesn't have a smell hurr

Birds eat a LOT worse on a regular basis, and they're sharp enough to tell if something's dangerous to eat. They'll be fine, user.

>>>/reddit/

>penicillin
more like free dose of LSD

Lad, do you know what stale means?

did you stop?

>pour a glass of milk
>Take a sip of said milk
>Tastes weird and smells funny
>The milk spoiled
THE WORST FUCKING FEELING, I JUST WANT TO DRINK MILK WITH SOME SHITTY CHEAP SWEETS WITHOUT HAVING TO DRIVE TO A SHITTY WALMART TWENTY YEARS AWAY

quads of truth.

More like over-prescription is a bitch.

not all birds, but feeding ducks bread will pop their stomach and kill them painfully, don't do it.

But think of the alternative possibility, eventually we will have domesticated burping ducks.

Calmly put the sandwich down and don't think about the mold.

is your mom autistic?

>eat cereal
>Tastes funny
>Starts tasting bad
>Go to kitchen and smell milk jug I got poured from
>Almost vomit
>Throw away bowl of cereal

your mom needs to take a trip to the sanitarium

Kek

Been eating it every day and I'm still not dead. It's only awful if you eat tons of it and some people still managed to survive on a diet consisting mostly of meat.
Pic related.

>tfw I went out to eat today, ordered dessert (their chocolate cake) and once I was almost done, noticed this shit hiding between the layers of mousse and cake

Felt bad man

Captain colds process food differently.

Nice.

Just buy powder milk

>tfw allergic to penicillin and only penicillin

"got poured from"

You can't even pour your own fucking milk?

ducks are niggers. they cant be that important to the foodchain right?

powedered milk is for fallout shelters just order less milk so it does not go bad