What are you?
You are now anthropomorphized food
Matthew Hall
Michael Howard
I love me some nachos, so I'd probably be that.
Caleb Martin
Gruel
Luke Moore
...
Joshua Nguyen
I guess I'm a sorry sack of tangerine bitch.
Connor Green
...
Leo Carter
Oh lawd
Anthony Price
A bowl of shredded wheat.
>Dry
>Boring
>Nobody likes me
>Toppings only make me slightly less of a cunt
Carson Flores
This isn't China
Blake Powell
a jar of claussen pickles because I am always cool and never heated
Andrew Lee
...
Connor Watson
Brisket I guess.
Cheap
Fat
People like me
Texas as fuck
Nicholas Scott
Jesus christ
Blake Reed
Hello I am Paella
Isaiah Ward
I am sweet sundae ramen.
Joshua Sanders
pizza
>cheesy
>greasy
>doughy
Levi Martinez
...
Cooper Young
i wanna be called spaghetti
Lincoln Reyes
*I want my name to be
t. memecop
James Perez
Dor Blue
>Supposedly cool and fancy but in reality compleatly overrated
>Start as nothing then get vaguely bitter and slightly spicy
>Rotten
>Yet good with other types of cheese and/or wine
Elijah Gray
IR,RLTP
Thomas Sullivan
NOW SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FRENCH FRIES
Matthew Garcia
As hard as I could, as long as I could. Frankly, all the hitting drained me. I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced. I was too high, too out of my mind to know I had ruined my hands hitting her. But those days are over. No crack for me. No beating my fiancé. No strangling drifters for sex. No! No more. 'Cause Jesus lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!
Juan Kelly
...
Christian Howard
...
William Young
A bologna cake.
As fake and unappealing as my personality, with a grotesque appearance to match.
But god damn, if those mid-western housewives don't just love me.
Noah Cox
Mujadarra
>simple
>cheap
>flavourful
>middle eastern
>made up mostly out of lentils
>vegetarian
Luke James
Is he being held at gunpoint?
Nolan Green
gorgonzola cheeeese
Landon Scott
:^)
Lucas Diaz
That's hilarious mate but please tell me nobody actually consumes that... like no one actually thinks that is edible, right?
David Garcia
...
Dylan Nguyen
A little bit of a full glass of rum. No ice.
Julian Bailey
White chocolate Toblerone.
Owen Torres
One of my old coworkers told me he applied to a place called Boise fry co. And that one of the questions on the app was "what kind of fry would you be?" To which he answered, "a taco"
And he got the fucking job and is the asst manager now because the manager like his "honesty"
Henry Morris
a dried plum.
Levi Scott
THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SAUSAGE PARTY
Jordan Evans
PIZZA STICK
Leo Sanchez
...
Dylan Kelly
An idiot sandwich....
Carson Russell
some sort of rotten moldy mushroom
Logan Anderson
...
John Powell
I can't imagine anyone is actually this disgusting.