Does Veeky Forums like oysters on the half-shell?

Does Veeky Forums like oysters on the half-shell?

Raw is fine but I like it slightly cooked on the grill.

It's the only way to eat oysters

Behold, a man with taste

im a grrl

Fuck yes. A splash of Tobasco and a squeeze of lemon, and boom. So good.

it shows that they're fresh and didn't come out of a can, so yea.

also,
>go to blue oyster bar
>get nasty crabs
every time

Do amerifattieclaps really eat this?

truly one of the best foods in the world

Turtle power

>Amerifattie
>oysters are incredibly healthy food

this, or kilpatrick, or raw
or smoked from a can
oysters are awesome

I only really like them Kilpatrick. But I'm a huge fan of all other types of seafood

>mfw im allergic

i only had one because i never had one before and i have to say it was pretty meh, some guy said that you have to put a ton of shit on it to make it good but if you have to do all that shit then its really not worth it.

anyway as i was walking out the place i felt my throat closing up and shit so thats when i knew i was allergic.

>horseradish and lemon
>ton of shit

I bet you eat your tv dinners frozen because microwaving is too much work, fucking weak ass allergic mother fuck.

read my mind.

>go to blue oyster bar
They have a great salad bar.

Lime, not lemon boss

>some guy said that you have to put a ton of shit on it to make it good but if you have to do all that shit then its really not worth it

People actually believe this

/thread

hey

Lemon and pepper please.

Ate about 4 dozen on sunday.

They are pretty good but they are so expensive. Anyone know where you can get cheap fresh oysters along the gulf coast?

>when the shucker doesn't think there's anything wrong with oysters that are visibly fertile and argues with you when you send them back

if you dress your oysters without eating at least one naked you're fucking up.

if you put citrus on all of them before eating them you're fucking up.

fucking eat it, drink the liquor and enjoy Poseidon's delicious cum.

i fucking love oysters.

Do you even know what an oyster is?

Honestly, they're over hyped and I'd argue overpriced, but quality oysters prepped with good ingredients will forever be a staple of high class western dining. It's just unbeatable.

It's like eating the goddamn ocean. So good, plain is the best way to eat them especially if ur buying expensive oysters but I also really like the way sushi restraints serve them little ponzu/lemon and siracha

I like friend oysters

Yeah, raw oysters seriously is the only way to eat them.
Cooked oysters aren't good at all, but a good bunch of raw ones can be some of the best shit ever.

They're pretty good, but I don't know if they're worth the hype.

My restaurant serves roasted oysters on the half shell cooked in chili butter.

Its super dope.

This is the actual plate.

That is dope.

Pickling spices + salt is a nice look.

>on the half-shell

Who the fuck says this?
It's just oysters.

>mfw sitting on a rooftop patio eating oysters and drinking gris for hours

>Who the fuck says this?
People who want to specify what preparation they're talking about

If you have to specify when you order 'oysters', you should go to another restaurant.

Shut the fuck up you stupid little bitch, if the thread just stated oysters we could be talking about many different things. Now shut the fuck up faggot

I specified to make the purpose of the thread clear. I've never done so in a restaurant.

Don't eat oysters ever again, you fucking pleb

I work on an oyster farm. I like them roasted in garlic butter and a little parm/breadcrumb. I'm just coming around to them being raw.

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Fuck yes I do those little bastards are delicious.

>I'd argue overpriced,
Depends where you are. Usually $4/dozen around these parts.

In a restaurant are they that cheap? They are at the LOWEST a dollar an oyster

Hell yeah nigga anyone who doesn't is a fucking pussy fag

Meanwhile whatever shithole you live in probably eats shit like """"""""""black pudding""""""""""