How do you like your eggs, Veeky Forums?

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As much yoke as possible. Fuck whites.

Pickled

this enough yoke for you user?

settle down there, Black Lives Matter

Medium-well.

I like this one

just tried to make a fried egg a few minutes ago

>right off the bat accidentally put too much olive oil in the pan
>mess up breaking the egg, none of the shell is in the egg but the egg itself splats all over the pan instead of in a small puddle
>looks like the remains of a skyscraper jumper
>wait a bit
>egg starts bubbling and spitting furiously
>panic, try to flip it, do not succeed
>now it looks like a sandwich
>call it quits, put it on a plate
>immediately try it and burn my tongue

cooking is not for me

I like the taste of fried better but 9 times out of 10 I just scramble them so I can cook a lot of eggs at once.

>frying an egg in olive oil
Is this actually a thing?

>Is this actually a thing?
Yes.

How on earth do you fuck up an egg this badly? Are you a little "special"?

In an easter basket.

I think it's European thing. My gf lived in France for 5 years and she fries her eggs in olive oil.

Fertilized

Another chance for a frog to use butter in cooking and they pass it up

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boil 5-6 minutes

place egg in cup full of cold water

de-shell and use for sandwich or whatever

Anything but overcooked

she's dual american/canadian by birth, it's just that her parents found work in france

You just made me realize that I've never hard boiled an egg. Huh.

I was taught to use butter when I was younger (Murrican), but I like the flavor of frying eggs with olive oil more.

Over easy is master race.

Poached.

cracked