What flavors do you WISH were Pop Tarts?

Came to post this.

green tea.

yes i am that guy who like green tea everything.

why don't they just put cheese in the middle of the poptart, it seems solid enough that it wouldn't ooze out and get all over the toaster

pop tarts are so fucking disgusting.
how the fuck do you guys eat that shit?
i'm not from america and i had always wanted to try them - they looked so good, so i had a cousin bring them down for me.
nearly vomited.

they would expire faster.

Strawberry rhubarb and matcha green tea both sound amazing.
Maybe taro
bananas foster

Cheesecake

Tiramisu

Is Key Lime Pop Tarts a thing yet? I haven't eaten one in 20 years, but if they pull this off, I'll fill the cupboards with them

You could have just typed
>i'm a pretentious cunt
and saved yourself some time.

a toffee pop tart would be fucking awesome

boogers and cum

if i could have any flavor of poptart it would be buzfeed doritos meme shit

strawberry rhubarb
bacon, egg, & cheese
bologna & mayo

woops didn't read thread first. rhubarb would def be good though

Birthday Cake

Pussy