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this is spain lmao

which part?

why arent these threads popular anymore?

originally these threads were made in order to shitpost about jack, now you get perma banned if you post them so they no longer force these kind of threads.

jack is disgusting though, and there are a lot of webms out there

>Using large, open pasta without any meats or filling with the sauce

Why not just use standard macaroni?

Literally no fun allowed

I don't think its supposed to be mac and cheese also
I think its supposed to be a starter

>throwing away the pasta water
>using ridiculously wide open noodles with that kind of sauce

JUST

...

noice

I may sound fat but the things I would do to have that hot and gooey cheese slathered all over my face

Using a pasta like that with a smooth and creamy sauce just shows you don't know pasta. The best pasta for catching a smooth sauce is something like fettuccine.

Looks dry as fuck

while thats true enough, like I said I think it was meant to be a starter which is why there's like ten pieces of 'interesting for the sauce' shaped pasta

Just drinking my morning coffee because I wasn't hungry when I woke up.

One minute later I'm starving and have a mouth full of saliva.

10/10

What's he putting on the cookie? pls no bully i am poor

looks great

doing more than about twenty of them might get a bit trying though

>here is your thousand calorie sandwich sir
>now eat up and then get back to your desk job

no wonder everyone is fat

>for batches larger than 1 dozen, please order 2 weeks in advance

I was cool with this until he chopped up the fucking FRIES

is that one dish or is it like a sampler cheese dip appetizer platter? because that is a fuckton of cheese

what kind of logic is that? if you have a nice sauce pasta like that is best because of the high surface area

what exactly IS this?

The strand-shaped pastas get evenly coated with a smooth sauce while tubular pasta of that size is better for trapping something chunky. The large tubes just don't catch an even cream sauce that well.

An aged piece of beef (prime rib?) that gets broken down into steaks.

didn't know the blind could post on Veeky Forums

>noodles
This board is for people with little knowledge about food

you will have to excuse them
they are american

because they will always be followed by ja/ck/ whenever we start these threads

What the fuck is that???

thanks for the laugh, user

feeding time!

This video never fails to make me sit with my mouth wide open and utterly disgusted

jesus christ

we need to reset civilization

It's bullshit anyway.
These threads belong /tv/.

That looks like shit...

My favourite part is at 0:26 where he just grabs that ball of meat and fuck it up with his hands

not even 100% sure what that is, but i want one

icing

I think they're takoyaki/octopus balls
youtu.be/PHDmVhShE80

those "people" should consider suicide

is the meat that he trims off spoiled or just too dry to use?

Oh God I can't stop laughing. This is a joke right.

What the fuck is the cubed shit she puts on after the chips from the first pot.

Is it diced onion? If so that is even more disgusting
>Flavorless mushy onion

Useless demonstration. You have to have Downs to need this video to make basic nachos.

Why the black gloves ?

pasta = noodles

Hahahahah NO

ummm yeah

Serious question. What the fuck is wrong with brits (and maybe americans?) calling noodles to every single type of pasta? They have different names for a reason, you know? Do you also call the pasta on your lasagna noodles?

That's pulled pork, son.

Typically, you'd have a slow-cooked pork shoulder the size of your head and you'd shred the entire thing with forks to serve on buns or tortillas with sauce and some sort of crispy/crunchy veggie.

>Why the black gloves ?
They're probably heat-resistant (I hope if he's working a grill with them on), but he also might be in one of those pants-on-head retarded states that require food workers to use gloves.

They're lasagna noodles

All pasta is noodles

Serious question: Why do you care?

"Noodle" has a particular definition, and if there are retards who call all pasta noodles, why entertain them and try to convince them that their ways are wrong?

What do you hope to gain?

I don't stop at every other intersection yell "You shouldn't be homeless!" at every bum on the corner.

Then what do you call noodles? Noodles noodles?
Because as a pasta lover and someone that likes to call things by it's name correctly, it triggers me.

1 piece 1 euro.

Depends

What kind of noodles are you talking about? Soba? Udon? Linguine?

Linguine isn't noodles, it's pasta...
Just forget it...

>pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking

we are in agreement

No we're not. Pasta is NOT a noodle. Pasta is pasta and noodles are noodles.
Pasta is italian and noodles are mainly used in asian cuisine, but their origins are german.
We use different names in order to differrenciate. If I go to Japan, for example, and ask for ramen pasta they're going to look at me and laugh in my face.

Hey people, this is noodles now.

where is this from and what is it called?

Noodles are a generic term for pasta

Pasta strictly refers to italian noodles

but if you go to italy and find some people who speak english, nobody would look at you funny if you asked for lasagne noodles

>their origins are german
pasta is like step two after bread
every culture has their own set of grains that have become bread and or noodles

I'd love to see a source on any of the information you're giving

I guess we can join this 2 pages and call it list of pasta then, right?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_noodles

>Pasta is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine, which comes in many forms. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.

Congrats, you can quote wikipedia phrases that anyone can edit!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
Like he said
pasta is just a type of noodle
not all noodles are pasta

you sound like the kind of kid who got confused about squares being a type of rectangle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_noodles#Italian
notice how they link directly to the list of pasta within the list of noodles
please understand that this means that pasta is just a type of noodle

>anyone can edit
why do people still use this as an excuse
honestly, stop pretending that it's not a giant organization of people who work around the clock to make sure that information is accurate and properly cited

you're the one who brought up wikipedia anyway

>implying that's only 1000 calories
>implying that sandwich is standard lunch fare for most people

looks like hominy, it's in mexico

Where is this monstrosity sold?

I brought a list, not phrases.
OK, let's assume that pasta is just a type of noodle. Do you call lasagna or gravagna noodles? Because noodles aren't flat, they always have some kind of roud or cilindrical shape.

>Because noodles aren't flat, they always have some kind of roud or cilindrical shape

also wrong

Show me a type of noodle that is totally flat, then. They need to have 90º edges.

To me "pasta" is a dish containing noodles. like "I went to a restaurant that has great pasta, and have spaghetti there".
You ate pasta, sure, but the things on your plate covered in sauce were noodles.
I don't say to someone "want to have some noodles at my place?" because that sound like a 4 year old. i'd say "want to have pasta". That doesn't change the fact that macaroni, spaghetti,lasagne,penne,etc are all "noodles".

Lasagne
Linguine
Fettucine
Mee pok
Chow fun
etc

>I brought a list, not phrases.
he quoted directly from the link you shared

>noodles aren't flat
they can be
please give me some sort of source that says they can't
I'll give you this image of egg noodles

>i'd say "want to have pasta"
I would say yes and when I arrive at your place and see you are serving me noodles I would leave because they taste differently.
It's also only in english that this happens, too. I'm portuguese and we call noodles noodles and pasta 'massa'. Then we use the different names to differenciate the types of pasta.
>still thinking that lasagne is a noodle
Hey, let's do some ramen with lasagne. Thing should be fun!
That's not noodles, that's fettuccine, a type of pasta.

Could be onion or corn or .... cheese curds?

>Hey, let's do some ramen with lasagne. Thing should be fun!

Nah, you would probably use long and thin noodles for that.

I don't know why you're being so autistic about this. Pasta is just italian noodles.

this might help you a bit.

>that's fettuccine, a type of pasta
they were described as wide, uncooked egg noodles
taken from wikipedia's entry on noodles

you've yet to give any source on where you're getting your information about the differences between noodles and pasta
my information was taken from wikipedia

>thin
>autistic
Looks like you are the one being autistic. Are soba noodles thin?
But the ones in the middle aren't even of german nor asian origin. How do you explain that and the fact that it seems like this naming only happens in english?
>herderp pasta is noodles and noodles is pasta

Where is this magic place?

>Are soba noodles thin?

Yes

>How do you explain that and the fact that it seems like this naming only happens in english?

Well, this is an English-language board and we're all speaking in English here so I'm not sure how the origin matters. What matters here is what people call them in English.

>herderp pasta is noodles and noodles is pasta
you're doing the internet equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "LALALALALA" at the top of your lungs

if you have an IQ over 80, you should be able to solve this
squares:rectangles :: pasta: noodles

while culinary guys like are technically correct, I'd say that all pasta are just noodles from a purely connotation derived standpoint

>Because as a pasta lover and someone that likes to call things by it's name correctly, it triggers me.

Get a life.

Sorry, I meant udon.
So because it's named like that in english it means it is that? Original naming and other languages don't count? OK then.

Thanks for derailing the thread, asshole.

>Original naming and other languages don't count?
Only if you're speaking those languages

Which we aren't

Because this is a website hosted in the United States for an English speaking crowd

You could have udon in ramen if you wanted i suppose

>Original naming and other languages don't count?

There is no such thing