What is the appeal?

What is the appeal?

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covered in salt so fatties can feel like they are eating healthy.

They are high in fat though. Why would an obese person eat them?

Cool way to pass the time. I can do the "store in your cheek and crack one at a time " thing so it's cool at sporting events or if I'm sitting around in my backyard

Keeps you occupied. I only eat them on long road trips.

Neurotic people who can't stand still and have "restless leg syndrome" of the whole body benefit from the mental stimulation of chewing on seeds. Sunflower seeds take a considerable amount of effort to get into, which fools your brain into thinking it has eaten much more than what it really has- thus people tout it as healthy for this reason, because it makes you work harder for a small but tasty reward.

Unfortunately, these same neurotic people who eat whole bags of seeds at a time will usually litter the floors thinking that the shells must be biodegradable, so they're not doing any harm. I work in the restaurant business, so it irritates me to see any amount of seeds on the floor. They don't go away on their own. They're difficult to sweep up and slow down your routine.

Cigarette butts, leaves, and sunflower shells make up 90% of what I sweep up on a daily basis. :(

>please make my minimum wage custodial job easier for me :(((

What shithole restaurant do you work at that customers regularly consume sunflower seeds?

taco bell

>not bringing a sunflower seed satchel with you to restaurants to munch on while you wait

You sound too intelligent to be working at taco hell. I'm sorry user.

I also must add that they are biodegradable, just not on sidewalks and floors.

I've tried many times to like sunflower seeds in the shell. I have yet to succeed. A lot of those fellas are experts at cracking the husks, spitting them out, then eating the seed. I sure as hell cannot.

makes cheekis and baseball players feel something other than complete and total existential emptiness as they wait/squat for death/at bat

They are tasty. I hope to grow my own someday.

Used them to help quit smoking, I'd suck the burnt fig bits in the bags and it would ruin my palette for about a good hour. Recommended

To lose weight.

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The appeal is to reminds you of Hamtaro

If you are driving and feel sleepy, eat sunflower seeds, you will not fall asleep.

having em right now

mfw pigskins don't understand the greatness

Because cheeki breeki

Pretending that you're a parrot

How do these little fuckers even remove the core so well

Alternative to tobacco

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One of the cheapest and easiest green to grow if you sprout them.

Saw these the other day at 7-11.
Guess you can look like a baseball player or something.

>tfw you too squat for death

This

It made me cry to receive a non insult on Veeky Forums... thank you for that. im a full stack dev and digital artist who knows lots of programming languages, and yet I do all that as a hobby. IRL I am just a depressed janitor who is really good at cooking at home and nobody cares because minimum wage work is slowly killing me..

All I know is that DON"T eat the shells.

I ate 10 packets of sunflower seeds and swallowed the shells. It literally ripped through my intestines and I passed a spiky piece of feces the size of a baseball. My intestines are still scarred from that. :(

That's why I chew them till they are a paste

or if I'm sitting in my basement haha ;)

Russians eat them. You can see them doing their squat thing and spitting the shells everywhere. Fucking subhumans

I eat the whole thing, am I going to die?

You're fat

You'll grow pumpkins in ur belly.

look at this insecurity.

You're fatter

says the guy posting animu on a food and cooking board.

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You posted that one post twice retard lol but no I just said you're fat/fatter.

Now you're the fattest.