I am your guinea pig. Help me grow taller by suggesting some new ideas. What I've tried so far:

How tall are you, how old are you and how do you think your quality of life will be improved by being taller?

Get surgery let them cut the Bones in your Legs in two. Skrew them back together a small distance apart. They will grow together longer.

Try feeling your brain like you feel your arm. You will get a headache. Ten force your fucking pitituary gland to WORK, GODDAMNIT!

There are tons of scientific research that prove that being smaller = fucked for life. It's a genetics thing, not a societal thing either.

Prove me wrong please

There's a fuckload of problems with being taller. Back problems, pain on the bones during growth, more work for the heart makes us more prone to heart attacks, shorter lifespan. And those are just the intrinsic ones. There is also not fitting anywhere, not finding appropriate sized clothes because for some reason XXL means wider, not longer, being ostracised during the early years of life. Being big means everyone who wants to be a badass targets you first and foremost. But you didn't answer any of my questions.
Kek. Or you could eat better and sleep more

>be 10 years old
>do a lot of high intensity exercise training to produce HGH
>have a balanced diet, eat your vegetables every day
>don't drink milk and other things with estrogen so that your growth plates don't harden as quickly
>hope your parents didn't give you shitty genes that give you a height ceiling of like 5'8" or whatever
>now be 21 years old
>6'3"

that's really the only true way

drink more bleach

Serious answer? Break your bones and have them re-set a couple inches apart

Agreed. My parents are both shorter than 5'6", so I made sure I had plenty of activity and a good diet. Caffeine and soda stunt your growth. I'm 5'9" now, which I consider pretty okay considering my parents' and grandparents' genetics. After about 15, there's not much you can do to grow taller.

>Arguing that being tall is worse than being a manlet.

ISHYGDDT