"Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation."

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>>>/jidf/

>He thinks math = computations

How is your high school going?

He's saying jacking off to some sick porn is better than vanilla sex. So math is tentacle porn and physics is protected missionary sex.

>protected missionary sex
Absolutely disgusting.

Just like physics, well done.

> tentacle porn
Seen it and have cum to it, but it still weirds me out sometimes when it is non-consensual.

Sounds like mathematics. Well fucking done.

10/10

>Non-consensual mathematics
I'm getting a boner

you guy are all such beta faggots, obviously he meant:

a physicists slay mad pussy with his jock bros

a mathematician is an autistic sperg who stands in the corner of a room mumbling to himself whilst tugging his little manlet penis.

Math is more fun.

Physicists interact with & achieve things in the real world, with knowledge and theory that have reached their natural destiny by being useful. Mathematicians can be found in rooms by themselves doing god knows what. They find a narrow area of knowledge (each one has developed their own "preferences") and rub it up and down, with the dream of it being used for real one day.

Why are physics so butthurt about math?

Mathematicians are smart enough to contribute to our society's prosperity, making everyone's lives longer and better. Instead of doing so, they choose to intentionally wallow in a useless hobby.

It means pop sci children love to see (dumbed down) physics in tv.

But obviously nobody would like to see math in tv.

Maths is okay for streaming video sites..

It's because if it weren't for masturbation your ability to have sex would be a joke.

He says you'll be doing a lot of math in undergrad.

math is about the fundamental logical stuff (masturbating is the most fundamental way of achieving orgasm) and physics has a meaning to it (in sex you pay attention to many other things besides the orgasm)

Specialization in maths: One doesn't apply it to anything.

It feels good to know math, but whom does it affect?

Incredibly underrated post.

Granted, with math you can still cum into a cup and send it off somewhere else, to another field, as for fertilization, but that's as far as math's applicability will get you.

it is natural for men like him to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loose it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

as a woman, I feel you degraded men a bit too much there. they are not that simple or crave that much approval from women.

also, Richard Feynman loved his wife very much.

This smells like pasta.

Physics is expensive and time consuming while maths has a wide array of fields to suit your needs.

>in sex you pay attention to many other things besides the orgasm

speak for yourself

I can't tell if this was supposed to be funny or tragically depressing.

I'll see it as both

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kek

He loved lots of other women too if ya know what I mean

Okay this is actually pretty funny.

And even more in graduate school?

he didn't like the French

underrated

Physics is more fun? Is it true?

because an arbitrary number is worth more than a nobel price, working on the first atomic bomb, fame, money and women.

Okay, retard, have a nice life in your moms basement

Sex actually serves a purpose beyond itself, masturbation is only done for the sake of itself.

Masturbation obviouslt refers to mathematics

>a nobel price
>Okay, retard
L0L fgt pls

Missspelling a word in a language, thats not my mothertongue, wont change the validity of my argument.
Like everything else, IQ is only useful if you do something important with it.
An "idiot" with IQ 125 like Feynman is far more valueable to society than Langan and noone will remember him anything else than being a circus freak.

If it is about actually doing things in the real world, then engineers must be basically whores, who neglect any deep connection to the things they do and pump and dump all the physical concepts provided to them.

>caring about being valuable to society

I think you need to fucking leave.

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MATH IS EVERYTHING, FUCK FACE!

How is it living in a field that is rapidly ejecting itself from real world applications and usefulness?

It is, I've seen it around before

One is a pointless waste of time and resources and the other is efficient and to the point.

How is it living in operator-valued fields on R4 obeying Lorentz-invariant partial differential equations and commutation relationships, acting on an abstract Hilbert space?

>that is rapidly ejecting itself from real world applications and usefulness?
That's not anything new. You just see older math as useful because someone found a way to use it already.

Watching Porn: Physics
Math: Sex
Engineering: Having a baby

Aww, that's nice.

I think you need to grow up.

Everyone can masturbate, but only a few people have sex.

physics requires funding

Math : missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Physics : doggystyle

Engineering : Bareback Gay porn

Everyone can have sex, but only a few people stick to exclusively masturbating.

That's exactly the point. Masturbation exists in a void completely separated from human interaction.

physics can be gay, math can't

he means it's costly and time consuming.

it means he can't explain anything without an analogy involving hookers.

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