Testosterone over 9000

I can feel you bro. Sometimes I literally cannot concentrate unless I bust a nut. It usually happens when I'm programming or when I'm trying to write some stuff.
I also eat very healthy and hit the gym a lot.

Lowtest phaggots need not apply.

The struggle is real my man. I was dating a girl for a while but the shit was still happening.

Keep at it my man, see It might be, in university I would stress masturbate around exam season. The place I'm at now really isn't stressful at all though, I don't have too many deadlines.

Never heard of cancer increasing libido lol.

>I can't stop myself from jacking off at work
I-I'm hi test guise right?

user he's so alpha he can't control his basic instincts lmao

It's your subconscious mind telling you that you are gay. you are attracted to your male coworkers and you didn't realize it before but that's why you are getting so sexually aroused in the workplace.

I jerked off at work one time and the toilet wouldn't flush my cum down and I had to scoop it out and throw it in the trash can. I'd just rather wait until I get to my car and jerk off on the freeway.

Oh trust me, I can stop myself from doing it. The problem comes when I don't do it because often I am not able to focus on work and productivity drops greatly.

On the freeway? wat. Seems dangerous

i have masturbated every single day since i was like fucking 10 years old. back in the day i was so high T i'd have to do it 3-4 times when i was in my teens otherwise i would just go fucking crazy obsessing over roasties and not being able to think of anything else.

thankfully i would always try to make it last as long as possible so when i started fucking i became a legend

>even though you lift and eat a fuckton of meat and eggs.
Uhh user, meat and eggs are bad for test...

used to wank all the time at work. still wank an absurd amount. I also have a relationship with a cute girl and it doesnt affect our relationship. we even watched porn together last time she came over. who gives a FUCK what you do with your dick.

Have you tried jerking before work?

>no onions

masturbation addiction does not mean high t

I have the urge to nut every day of my life. I pissed cum the other day. This is not a joke, it's a bit miserable

i pissed cum a lot before
what does that mean? why does it happen?

its a blessing and a curse

>masturbation addiction
Nice meme manlet. Guess I must have a breathing addiction too.

When I used to work out, I had no problems fapping twice and even 3 times a day. Since stopping my libido went way down and I don't have this "urge" anymore which sucks.

I've thought about doing it in the shower at work. I'm too much of a pussy to do it though

no you're just a degenerate

also saged, hidden, reported. not related to Veeky Forums

brap-brap-brap-brap brap-brap brap-brap brap

I don't believe this is real, or that your description of yourself is real.

Well if your going to do it, at least don't do it in a shower other people use.

butthurt roasties alert

>go to the gym a lot, and eat extremely healthy so I feel like it's probably just natural urges
Are you on tren by any chance op?

The fuck is tren?

checked, natty bro sorry. i thought steroids fucked up your libido no?

I probably have pathologically low t. No sexual urges whatsoever anymore. This also isn't related to business or finance in any way, so saged, etc.

Usually when I don't masturbate that much (maybe once a week or once every two weeks) I get one wet dream a week, random boners like 6+ times a day, and sometimes cum oozes out of my dick when I pee. I don't know, but it may have something to do with abstinence and constantly being horny?

All spot on symptoms of not jerking off regularly, especially the wet dream part. Pretty normal imo.

Jusus Christ whack off every week or so what's Ur problem?

Don't fap until after your evening lifting session OP. You are throwing away the gains.

Steroids, particularly tren make you horny as fuck when you are on them and reduce libido when tapering off them post cycle.

>low test

Dude you're in denial. I have went through drug level withdrawals from quitting masturbation. Like literally rocking on the floor for an entire day with nothing but the desire to jerk off consuming my mind. It took me 4 years before I finally developed the discipline and self-control. I've jerked off once in the last 600+ days and survived an 8 week dry spell after a break up.

I know it's not what you want to hear, but this is 100% a self-control issue on your end.

Just stick to test-e cycles my dude. Tren isn't worth it unless maybe you're doing competitions or something.

I have no plans of ever taking anything. I just work in one of the companies that tests blood samples for steroids so I'm pretty well read on the subject.
Also passing a drugs test is trivial.

>I've jerked off once in the last 600+ days
I'll tell you what, I'm actually a pretty big advocate for cutting out unnatural addictions from my lifestyle including refined sugars, alcohol, weed, whatever other drugs, and occasionally pornographic material. But when it comes to masturbation I just don't see any kind of equivalence in terms of consequences or unnaturalness. Various other mammals partake in sex for pleasure and other primates masturbate for pleasure as well. Holding yourself back from masturbation completely seems far more unnatural than jerking it once in a while when you get the urge and I'm not going to submit my mind and body to that kind of torture when the universe would rather have it otherwise.

Got a source for your logic defying claim?

prob just depressed and stressed like me... my urges comeback once in a while but mostly not

>jerk off at least once a week

>jerking it once in a while
This is a lot different than jerking off in a fucking public restroom while you are at work. Stop justifying your retardation. We all get boners and feel like beating it sometime but sometimes you have to have a little self control. Get help.

You don't have high testosterone, you're just a fucking grunt.

Our bathrooms at work were converted to anyone can use. The men and women still use the same old bathrooms, except this one hot girl has taken to going in the men's room. I go in and you can still smell her perfume and you can smell her pussy if you sniff the seat really deep. I go in, sniff, then bust one out.

>inb4 disgust

remember where you're at...

(1) It's a private restroom at a private workplace and (2) that post was about nofap.

t. roastie

>one hot girl has taken to going in the men's room
user....

You guys are going to think I'm shitting you, but I've taken to voluntary celibacy (trying to anyway), I haven't nutted in 2 weeks - and I only did that time because the girl I was with riled me up, and before I knew it as she was getting up to leave I pulled her in and made her blow me. And before that it had been weeks since my last jerk session.

But that's not the unbelievable part. The unbelievable part is my dedication is so strong that I've had dreams where casual sex was on the table and I actually turned it down IN MY DREAM. Last night, or the night before, I dreamed that girl who blew me a few weeks ago was sucking my dick and I felt like I was about to nut and I pulled her off. I'm absolutely positive I avoided a wet dream intentionally in-dream that time.

On the pissing cum thing though, the only thing I notice is that my piss is super frothy. Like tons and tons more bubbles. I took a piss at a friends house and his toilet didn't flush the greatest I guess, and the bubbles were still floating on top! First time in my life I've ever had to flush twice for a piss!

FART

>not heaping garlic on everything you eat
>not adding cumin and turmeric to your protein shakes
If you don't smell like a pajeet when you sweat, you probably have low t
There's a reason certain folks want you to expose bobs immediately

i've busted to her tons of times now, so she has to be a girl

>I'm actually a pretty big advocate for cutting out unnatural addictions from my lifestyle including refined sugars, alcohol, weed, whatever other drugs, and occasionally pornographic material.
Don't forget about Caffeine. That shit fucks us up in unforeseeable ways.

I lost a testicle to cancer during the fappiest moments of my late 20s...
One ball and now I'm average t.
Get yourself checked, user.

Yeah... I've been thinking about cutting it out for a while actually. But every morning I change my mind, ha. I might give it a go again and see how I feel after a week or so. I've at least stopped adding shit to my coffee and as well as having coffee from starbucks and other AIDs tier places.

Good lord that chink is just begging to get impregnated

im jerking off rn

stop

>But every morning I change my mind, ha.
This is the addiction, I shit you not. It's not strong or powerful, its that little "why not?".
For me, I just cut it out so when I need it, it hits hard. But every day? Just to wake up? Just to make myself more productive for WORK? Fuck that, it's a waste of a perfectly good mild stimulant high. Use it to get things done for yourself, or when you want to enhance your performance for something that requires mental and physical focus. That's my 2 cents anyway.

On Test + Dbol. So yeah It gets in the way of life!

same except they keep ajax and a toilet scrubber in the bathroom so when that happens I just clean the toilet

I don't have much privacy at home. Sometimes I am too busy

I've honestly never ejaculated.

Taught not to fap cause religion and never got laid. What am I in store for?

you might actually be able to meet jesus one day, rest of us are fucked

I know Christ well.

Once a day.

Every morning you change your mind because it's a fucking dopamine boost, same as alcohol, heroin and cocaine. Obviously it's not nearly as much as a boost as those but still a boost none the less so grats on being a socially acceptable slightly less worse then a meth/coke addict

If you're not larping that's incredible.

Are you also wealthy and extremely successful?

Instead of fapping once a week at work, why not twice a week at home? Seriously wtf if is wrong with you, user? Do you want to get caught?

Gratification delay is what separates men from the boys. Grow the fuck up.

I wouldnt know because i drink my own urine, especially the first in the morning, to maximize the benefits

Prostate cancer. You have to release fluids or you will be fucked. Most of the times, fapping it’s just maintenance, nothing more.

>itt a bunch of low test virgin neets larp about being chads
This is what high test looks like cucks

what religion? It's a retarded one whatever it is. I know the bible doesn't say shit about masturbating, just porn.

I advise you to read all of the bible and to stop attending "church". Ya got cucked by the white man's religion

Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in trade school, turning it down for 500k welding job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

Lol fat ass

test-e or prop and what u run for PCT

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mirin but you can't expect me to believe that's you without a timestamp