Why do you deny the truth, Veeky Forums?

Why do you deny the truth, Veeky Forums?

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>I AM SILLY

Like I said to the guy with the Umaru-chan thread, this is my board and I will defend it.

>Isn't losing something the opposite of evolution?

wut

really makes you think...

Oh, wow I didn't realize how true the bible was until now.

Gonna go throw out my biology text books. Thank you OP.

That was my not my first argument but I don't really want the troll to win...

> My supreme Holiness, the universe is complete. Colossal in its grandiosity, yet sublime in its simplicity.
> Good. Now we wait 14 billions years and tell some desert people how to behave.

come on, he posts a literal Chick tract and you still take the bait?

the only reason to post here without saging is to post Who's Your Daddy

gluons leave jet trails in our detectors.

Tasty bait right there ope. can't wait for fedorevolutards to lash out over this

> no single refutation or rebuttal
Is that the best Veeky Forums has to offer? Greentext and reaction images?
Trully science is a failed human invention.
Our holy Creator, God and his son Jesus is where you'll find the truth

Jesus believed in evolution though. As well as quantum theory.

Blasphemy. Can you quote the Holy Book, the word of our Lord and Savior for that?

It's a Chick tract. It's not worth our time, everyone agrees he is crazy as fuck.

catholic.com/documents/the-nightmare-world-of-jack-t-chick
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

It is in fact illegal to teach or promote religion in schools. See the lemon qualifications regarding religion in schools.

>Why do you deny my version of truth
... because it's not.

"He who made thy skies and the lands gave permission for the squirming creatures to grow into beastly shapes. By he let life grow with diversity on his abundant gifts for the beasts to cherish."
~ (John 23:17)

...

No.

aclu.org/joint-statement-current-law-religion-public-schools

>Jesus holds the protons together
Classic.

Semantics.
A flawed man who committed a mistake

Nope. It clearly states the evolution is emposed by God on the earthly creatures that lives on this planet. Maybe you can widen your vision if you take off that sweaty fedora for about 5 minutes.

>Says the FAGtheist

Evolution isn't real IT'S ONLY A THEORY!

Holy shit this board is full of retards. You guys seriously believe in jewvolution?

> implying jews came up with evolution
Are they trying to steal that too ?

Jews will do anything to thwart Christianity. They're just mad that they aren't daddy's favorite kids anymore.

Semantics are everything.
If a word is not clearly defined, why bother using it at all?
Words exist for the sake of communication.

Might as well call it Jesus.

well jews don't get any credit in evolution. God put them on earth and they are the chosen ones.
Evolutionists spread lies to bring down religions, it's not just you.

Does anyone else remember the cheap knockoff movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=8eFlAY0D0ho

Why do you shitpost, faggot?

oh jesus christ

I always hated when that happened at my university.

I remember having a hoot when it came out, I forgot it ever existed until OP graced us.

>Do not try to humiliate me in front of my students, in that classroom there is a God. I'm him.

Then brace yourself...Because more Xena heroes are coming back to reignite the spirit of God inside you.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc

Whatever you say Schlomo

>King James Version
You're not for real, are you

Because in general, the truth make people depressed and improductive.

It was funny the first time. Now it's just sad.

>the definitions of words are meaningless
>Veeky Forums - Science and Math

Wow, the person who made that comic sure was mad. I bet he's on some medication.

Also, gb2

Is this real?

youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac

Holy Fucking Shit.
That's pretty much just persecution fetish porn.

Take your pedophile cartoons back to .

Retarded weeaboo.

No-one cares.
Go away.