Your favorite food

>your favorite food
>something that will trigger Veeky Forums

>waffles
>diet soda tastes better

>stir fry
>diet soda does taste better - you just need to 50/50 it with ice so it tastes less chemical-y and goes more flat faster

>bread pudding
>I often make extreme substitutions at restaurants like ordering sandwiches without bread, no sauce, replacing all sides with vegetables, etc

>fried chicken
>I dont give a fuck if it's not really pizza

>poop
>poop tastes like bitter dark chocolate

are you serious?

>olives
>I like olives

Yes, it's my fetish

>King Crab
>I can stand the texture of cheese, it's like eating a pimple

You can stand it? You must LOVE eating pimples. Weirdo.

>Google bread pudding
>mfw its a real thing
>mfw i dont have a face

seams like a poor mans fancy dinner/dessert

>I often make extreme substitutions at restaurants like ordering sandwiches without bread

why? just for the fun of it or do you dislike bread unless its in pudding form?

how have you never heard of bread pudding

>vindaloo with naan and rice
>lobster is disgusting and overrated. lemons and butter don't make it better they're like the frosting on the shit sandwich

>rogan josh
>i eat nandos literally all the time

>picrelated
>yakisoba is garbage, chow mein is better and mi goreng is even better than chow mein

>>mfw its a real thing
do you live under a rock?

>why? just for the fun of it or do you dislike bread unless its in pudding form?
I maintain a low-cal/ high protein diet, and sometimes I don't feel like spending calories on bread or whatever the chef is serving and would rather just have a piece of lean meat with some steamed veggies and keep my options open for later on or whatever. It's a sin because really at any restaurant worth shit, the chef is like an artist and you're supposed to accept their complete culinary vision, but I'm not always there to savor the food.

>do you live under a rock?

no im just not american where bread eggs and milk cooked in the oven for 20 minutes is considerd a meal

>I maintain a low-cal/ high protein diet, and sometimes I don't feel like spending calories on bread

And yet your favorite meal is bread pudding, Oh the sweet irony

>It's a sin because really at any restaurant worth shit, the chef is like an artist and you're supposed to accept their complete culinary vision

preach

>Chinese bourbon chicken with lo mein
>I microwave plenty of foods if they don't need to get a sear

>american

We learned it by watching you, you fucking bongs

>"your favorite food"
>this automatically translates to being a full meal

Why yuros so obsessed with putting down America at every possible moment. Do you people walk around seething in anger at a chunk of land you'll probably never even visit?

Im not a fucking bong im swedish

>this automatically translates to being a full meal

sorry but in all honesty "bread pudding" should barley be a fifth of ones meal if even that, as obviously stated i hade no idea bread pudding or anything like it existed so excuse my ignorance regarding the matter

>Why yuros so obsessed with putting down America at every possible moment.

actually i lied when i said
>no im just not american
cause i am half american, and i must say i do enjoy alot of the cuisine from america (altho alot of the shit considerd food in america makes me want to throw up. think mainly prefab shit along the lines of velveeta)

>Do you people walk around seething in anger at a chunk of land you'll probably never even visit?

no not really, i dont know where you got the impression of me seething in anger regarding bread pudding or america, mabey its you who have the wrong preconceived notions of "yuros"

>Do you people walk around seething in anger at a chunk of land you'll probably never even visit?
yes

bread pudding is a british and french dish. it's rarely seen in america.

they hate us because we're better than them. never forget that.

>no im just not american where bread eggs and milk cooked in the oven for 20 minutes is considerd a meal

>W-why are you acting like I hate America?

And was never even implied that bread pudding was a fucking meal. If he said cheese, would you say cheese isn't a full meal?

bread pudding is a dessert dipshit

>bread pudding is a british and french dish. it's rarely seen in america.

well excuse me but it sounded awfully american at first, but now that you say british it makes more sense

>And was never even implied that bread pudding was a fucking meal

so if it is not a part of a meal then what is it? excuse my poor wording i never ment to imply it was a full meal

>HEEY WHO WANTS DESSERT!
>YAAAAAAAAY
>ICE CREAM
>NO CHOCOLATE CAKE

no its fucking cooked bread cunts

>lasagna
>new york pizza is my favorite, italy a shit

Good banter

how about instead of making assumptions, you actually look it up, you fucking meatball. just because it has bread as the main component, doesn't mean it just tastes like bread.

>Chicken alfredo
>Breaded meat sucks

i did look it up, its fucking bread with milk and eggs, dont get me wrong french toast is delicious (for a fast breakfast) but i dont see the appeal of bread pudding

>Nice Medium rare steak
>Beans in chili

it's also sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, and raisins. It's a good, sweet dessert.

>doesn't make any contribution
>undeserved sense of superiority
>I'm swedish
why am i not surprised.

We all know his answer:
>refugee cum
>likes to watch achmed fuck his wife

think of an extremely dense and moist cake, saturated with cream, chock full of chocolate chips, caramelized fruit, nuts, or whatever sweet things you had on hand, served warm fresh out of the oven with topped with cool cream. It's like the most indulgent thing ever and tastes like pure sex.

think of an extremely dense and moist cake, saturated with warm cream and caramelized sugar, chock full of chocolate chips, caramelized fruit, nuts, or whatever sweet things you had on hand, served fresh out of the oven with topped with cool cream. It's like the most indulgent thing ever and tastes like pure sex.

i didn't want to join the bread pudding discourse but i would like to add that bread pudding can be flavored any way you want
its like any other cake, swebro

no i was talking more pre-migration when people seemed to gloat about how they could have a "socialist" country despite having a tiny population. I'm a bong and i legit feel bad about what's happening to us currently.

>home cooked macaroni

>i don't eat vegetables, ever.

>Yellowtail Sashimi

>Dominos has great thin crust pizza

>sweet potatoes

>fat people have value

>roast chicken/beef
>Pepsi>coke

>barbecue

>euros are TERRIBLE at food

>>i don't eat vegetables, ever.
toddler

CAKE IS BREAD YOU FUCKSTICK

>rib eye steak cooked rare with just salt and pepper
>sriracha is an acceptable condiment for pretty much everything

>steak.
>you will never be accepted by the Japanese.

Favorite Food - Rare Steak

Something that triggers Veeky Forums - I prefer chili with dark red kidney beans.

>my long lost twin

o fuk, it's halal cart! That's my jam right there. Can't ever seem to find it when I leave the city though.

>Fried chicken
>Dr. Pepper is tasty
.

>fried fish
>i am lead cook in a fine french restaurant but i hang out with groes and eat nothing but malt liquor and cheetos outside work

bonus round
>i refrigerate hot sauce

>chili with dark red kidney beans
what other way is there?

Although it's not a bread pudding (more like a cake that rises through a maple sauce as it bakes, pouding chomeur is very rich and delicious considering how easy it is to make.

Gotta use maple syrup though.

A bunch of autists from Texas will claim chili should only ever have beef in it and I think that's retarded. Chili is great with beans in it.

>Hainanese chicken rice
>I put MSG in my salad that's already dressed with soy sauce

>pork chops
>best goulash has elbow macaroni, ground beef, seasonings, and is topped with mozzarella cheese.

>spaghetti with meat sauce
>sugar is great. I need something sweet daily

As a native Texan I put beans in my chili and whatever meat I feel like or is cheap.

Fuck the austists

>eggs benedict
>Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong :^)

>>you will never be accepted by the Japanese.
This hurts.

>Breads
>I dip pretzels in eggnog

>tuna nigiri
>I unironically like Chicago style pizza the best of all styles.

>brats and kraut
>I am not a faggot when it comes to food and culinary/cultural practices

>sugar is great
sugar tastes great

it's poison though