Prestigious Jobs

more like tradie COPE

based weldbro

In what world is being a real estate agent prestigious?

COPE
>faggot larping as a mining welder who has made 50 threads even thought probably doesnt know the difference between mig and tig weldimg without googling or what gases are used. Who has no idea what actual wage he would have in canada 150k a year before tax)

Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in trade school, turning it down for 500k welding job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

I feel like trolls used to be better than this.

>Real Estate Agent
lmao, thats one step down from a car salesman

financial sales here for a Big Bank

God - XMR hodler

I think you're mistaking prestigious for profitable.
Nobody looks up to a fucking real estate agent and everybody despises finance goons.

Prestigious jobs are the one that people will respect you for doing/having regardless of the money you make.

Here are some actual prestigious jobs:

> Surgeon/Doctor
> Actual court lawyer not some big 4 paper pusher
> (Prestigious) University professor
> (Even mildly successful) Entrepreneur / CEO
> (Successful) Artist

What about other medical careers, like Neurology?

This. Real estate agents portray a good image but most are used car salesman teir

you’re still a broke faggot up washed up football slut.

money and brains rule the world you have neither

That's because they were actually trolling. This guy is just unbelievably insecure.

>not just being born rich

>500k a year

You fucking wish. Welders make good money but no where near that much

Meh, i had shit-ish grades, got a job at a big firm in client services (kek) and just networked my balls off. now work for a boutique fund manager not even 1.5 years out of college. its doable, just gotta meet that one person who knows someone otherwise you’re fucked desu

>phaggot
No matter what you have accomplished in life
You are a total faggot

Ascended
>NEET

Do you have any networking advice? I'm the type of person who has okay social skills, but stays dead silent unless I'm in a business environment.

more like 110 and cant do more than a brisk walk after age 40 cuz thier lungs are fucked. then slowly and painfully wither away for 10-20 more years.

>trade school
>Army ROTC

Eat shit.

You can find good escorts on the cheap, so that girl is pretty trash

youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

0:50

Because you need social skills/connections for that kind of thing. It's not merit based.

honesty? i got a bar job. was most useless cunt with my social skills. got a bar job to make cash through uni which forced me to talk to people. learnt how to small talk and picked up tons of useless info to make conversations easier. then just applied it at work. working with a bunch of fucking retards helped coz it made me look like a legend, then just talking shit with the boss and taking an interest in and chatting to the people in the jobs i wanted to eventually do.

>Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player
>I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8
Congrats on your CTE meathead

>>used the term big 4 law
Kek what a faggot

She got face but no tits sadly.

teacher/trader

above and beyond the best 'job' in the world

What should we call this new pasta?

By the way 6'1" 240 is fat you fucking asshole. You probably have a choad you normie. Neck yourself faggot.

irritable user pasta

I like it. I'm gonna spam the fuck out of this board for the next week spreading this in memory of our irritable chad bro.

Currently a teacher for elementary school kids at a private school. I like it but people are talking shit because I'm not making as much money as they are.

link to PEPECASH
>inb4 buy my system

>tfw when you're a PE associate out of uni
>still a brainlet that didn't invest in crypto until July 2017
>still browse Veeky Forums at midnight

>thinking this pasta is new

But where do you even find people like this to make connections in the first place?

university is easiest, after that it's through friends/family/colleagues, or colder networking via events etc.

Cop in a small department in a wealthy jurisdiction. Less "exciting" than big city cops, but I actually get paid better.

Bro, if you’re walking around with that attitude and putting yourself in situations where your girl is going to have problems, you’re probably going to get shot. No amount of bench pressing stops bullets.

And trying to get rep from ROTC? lmao... cool story man.

Based 500k a year weldbro

This meme is growing on me. 7/10 my good user

So 50k after tax?

next week it will break 600k

Lmao I was like lmAo

Yup, larper is full of shit. Still though, that was some really obvious bait.

Also a 6’2 240lb gym bro and the part about fear you will punch and kill someone is true shit.

And Thad...?

Big 4 law is cuck tier my friend.

The real beta uprising is going inhouse, making comfy dollars and working comfy hours, and making chad-wannabe big law lawyers your bitch because you sign off their invoices.

6’1” is considered manlet territory at this weight in boxing. Guys like you in the gym are slow and gas out after a few minutes. Nice larp.

wat the fuck u say about me bich? i am top class in navy seal with 300 confirm kills.

im in saas sales and i make 120k at 21 so fuck u fag

if you were a SEAL... you would have said it immediately. KEK. Fraudster Redditor.

inhouse? i haven't heard many lawyers say they're making good money from inhouse... if so how do you get those jobs, old connections?

>Big 4 Law
Jap detected. This is not a thing in any other country. Go back to your shitty dying country and fuck a waifu pillow, faggot

you gotta get out that shit user

>t. R.E.Investor

Any tips for small talk? Literally can't stand it

> Chad hedge fund manager
> SAD, stock trader

A hurrrr durrr i wonder what some hedge fund manager actually do

Holy shit, this is unironically the new NAVY SEALS pasta.

Congrats on this, seriously.

This is a poor uncreative people mentality.

You'll never make _quite_ as much inhouse as you will at BigLaw. But you should be on six figgies easily. You also get to go home at 5, have your nights and weekends to yourself, and actually have a life outside your job.

You just have to network and do your bitch years in corporate law.

Holy SHIT, do.NOT tell me you don't know the SEAL pasta. How fucking new are you? This board is ruined.

>chad

>hedge fund

Besides the fact that 95% of people have no idea what that is, HF is a dead end career that is stagnating and filling up with Chinese and nerds,with exit ops in BB's,AM, and PE weak as fuck if you arent Ivy League.

Replace with Entreprenuer and CEO, the amount of bullshit "tech ventures" whose magic-mike type "CEOs" spout baseless valuations and paythemselves hundreds of thousands is in every city now

where do i rank im a crypto trader

lmao
>stock trading using other peoples money is a dead end career

it's literally the only viable career

I'm in uni for teaching hs in a socialist country so I'll make the same as engineers starting. But the lack of upward mobility makes me sweat and I feel like I already know what the rest of my life will be like which is not a good feeling