>h-how can you eat me Veeky Forums?
H-how can you eat me Veeky Forums?
Aaron Martinez
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Austin Richardson
boiled.
Tho i feel like its brutal.
Samuel Morales
I would eat its ass first
Landon Scott
>Knife in the head like a lobster
>Cut the legs off at the first joint
>Wrap in tinfoil with a mix of red wine, s&p, rosemary and lemon
>Cook in oven for 15 minutes
>Bone app the teeth
Blake Clark
>Eating based Crabman
Never!
Jonathan White
Oh man, those tiny little crabs are the best. Deep fry, toss in a wok with some chili paste & eat em whole.
Grayson Scott
Nuke it on high for 5 minutes, then serve with canned cheese and a thick layer of coarse sea salt (to taste)
Parker Cook
Like this
Josiah Reed
Mushroom a cute
Eli Cruz
i cant, im allergic
Jason Clark
Probably the least brutal way to kill a crab unfortunately.
Juan Jenkins
you guys should just shoot the crabs. its more more humane.
Brandon Carter
>With garlic butter
HA!
Daniel Gutierrez
Make more sexy monster girls and then we will see what happens.
Brody Sanchez
steamed, shelled and baked into crabcakes
Dominic Reyes
By putting you in 4 handcuffs and letting you slowly starve to death
Jacob Carter
In college, I took a lab where we were using crayfish as our specimen. To euthanize them, we had to put them in ice until they stopped moving (passed out), then chop off their heads with scissors.
I found out from the lab assistant that this is considered the most humane way for crayfish. Some experiments were done to see what types of pain neurons crayfish had. The chopping off their head only feels like pressure until quick death (and they're passed out anyway so they don't really feel it).
However, their pain receptors do seem to be specialized toward heat. This paper does warn against using their findings to definitely say if boiling crustaceans is painful for them or not, but they did find crayfish only behaviorly responded to high temperature (compared to low temperature and chemical stimuli).
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Because of that lab, I can't eat crayfish now. Nothing to do with euthanizing them, I just had to sit in intense live seafood smell for 4 hours at a time.
Jacob Campbell
crabs are people too
Evan Jones
you are juicy and delicious my little crustacean? sorry. blame your self for not tasting like poo.
Jose Collins
If you were the size of a crab these things would be a monstrosity that would devour you alive.