Is Pepsi OK?

Pretty sure Pepsi's doing fine, they're a multi-billion dollar corporation after all.

No Pepsi is not ok, I asked for a rootbeer...
I'll just have water.

Thank you user, in that case I shall take a elephant complaining at the price of fresh plums.

>Not is Sierra Mist ok

Is Pepsi ok?

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I thought it was a censor oval and not a tray at first.

No, I asked for a rootbeer too. What kind of place is this?

nothing is okay my life is a shammmmmmm

>What kind of place is this?
Why are you playing dumb?

Ask her what my puppy did to deserve being murdered by me.

Th-thanks..

No thanks. I don't drink soda. I'm an adult.

Move along now Mr.ATF

Never bought some sweetend soda.
Water works fine for me.

>How do you respond?
"No."

I'll have an unsweetened iced soda please

Is Diet Pepsi OK?

I'll have a Horse Coke

Horse Pepsi OK?

Only fat Southerners prefer Coke over delicious refreshing Pepsi.

Neigh

you cheeky cunt

>No thank you.

But I don't drink soda nowadays.

I'll have a mountain Dew.

>sprite okay?

Thanks for playing along

>soda
unless its for chasing a dozen cheap shots, you can go fuck yourself with ordering soda. i dont care if you dd, you order something better than soda

Whatever I don't drink enough of either to feel the difference.

Imagine being this mad and upset all the time.

Sure, tastes the same anyway.

"Sure"

Fountain pepsi is actually way better than can pepsi because the sweetness doesn't have that cloying quality that makes pepsi so bad.

I asked what beer you have on tap, why are you asking about pepsi?

Pespi is way sweeter tasting. I'd assume fat southerners would prefer that.

Sir, this is a McDonalds. We don't serve beer.

I asked for a pop

In that case I'll have a whiskey.

Of course, after all I wouldn't want to disappoint pepsi maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

What? I said Pepsi, didn't I? Of course Pepsi's okay.

that's some shit taste buds you got there

>people still pretending to like pepsi

no, just water please

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>that complete lack of chin/jaw

Christ, this guy was never gonna make it

bitch i asked for water

Literally anything else with alcohol in it would have been a better option if you didn't have my liquor/beer of preference. How did you even get this job?

There really is nothing better than a nice, home made ice tea with some apple and grapejuice.

>ruining tea with garbage-tier juices

Say, "no, I ordered a beer because I am an adult and this is a sit down restaurant"

are there stand up restaurants?

I understand you're being retarded, but have you ever heard of take-away? Some restaurants don't have seating and you grab an order to go.

>are there stand up restaurants?
yeah, fast food and fast casual places where you order while standing. In such places I would not expect a beer and may consider a soda in certain circumstances

but that's just take away. are there actual restaurants where people stand up and eat?

your mom when i eat that pussy in the shower

>tfw you ordered a Coke and they gave you Pepsi

>theyll be fine

someone has to DD, or you're a man and ride a motorcycle.

Just close the coffin when you're done sport.

no thanks i'll be coming back for seconds

y-you too

>"We serve RC products."

no, now i'll have your ass

REKT

Dr.pepper it is then

"Sorry we don't serve Dr. Pepper!"
What now?

I live in the "birthplace of Pepsi" in North Carolina and even I refuse Pepsi when offered.

Mtn dew me

The correct soda choice tree is
1. Dr. Pepper
2. Mt Dew
3. Root Beer
4. Coke/Pepsi (having a preference between these two makes you a fucking child)

Is Pepsi and Rum OK?

wrong
1. Sprite
2. Big Red
3. Orange Soda
4. Root Beer
5. Dr. Pepper

this is assuming you aren't drinking water for some reason

No, I asked for water.

Big Red? What the fuck even is that? How can you have something so obscure so high on your list, no one is going to have that?
Well and yeah, you should obviously be drinking beer unless you are at a work lunch and not supposed to

Pepsi when drinking by itself
Coke when mixing it with alcohol or cooking with it

>Doesn't know that some sodas are regional

Cheerwine can be found in pretty much every single store that sells soda in NC but I've only just started recently seeing it outside of that state

Big Red is another one

are aborted fetuses in snd place cola ok?

No. Holy mother of Jesus, no. Pepsi is absolutely shit with liquor.

its the fucking same

lmao did you also order from the kid's menu?

Yes. I love Pepsi.

I asked for water.

No, I asked for water.

not water with lemon hope you like the taste of poor water

>How do you respond?

I WANT MY COKE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY GOOD BOY POINTS I HAD TO AMASS TO GET TAKEN OUT TO A PROPER DINNER YOU HORRIBLE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When Pepsi was still in the early stages of getting popular, Coke would have people go to shops, order a Coke, and if given a Pepsi without notification, they'd sue.

I patron non-shit restaurants in a 1st world country so I don't have this problem. Sucks to be you.

Just order a 7 up and deal with it you enormous faggot.

>Royal Crown is better then the shit you guys call coke anyway.

>"You know what, on second thought just give me a coffee because I'm not a fucking child."

Is a Frappuccino OK?

In case you don't get it, PepsiCo is the company that produces and distributes Starbucks' packaged drinks.

the enlightened gentlesir is right though

liquid candy is a treat for kids

is Canadian money okay?