How do we effectively achieve immortality? Ancient alchemists always tried to create the elixir of immortality but they failed to do so.
How do we effectively achieve immortality...
Xavier Mitchell
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Levi Edwards
Ain't gonna happen, sorry bro.
Josiah Reed
Why not? Surely we can achieve that level of technological advancement
John Reed
Perfect regeneration of the all the body cells.
Gavin Robinson
You wont. Sorry, but deal with it.
Evan Evans
>we
lol
Nathaniel Bell
>ancient alchemists
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Gavin Miller
First define 'you.' Because we're all amalgams of various atoms whose potentials existed prior to material existence and will continue to exist forever.
WE'RE ALL IMMORTAL GUYZZZ
YIPPEE
Isaac Garcia
Surely there was a basis for the longing to create something to induce immortality back then. Well of course besides being immortal. Just like how a lot of myths and legends derive from scientifically explainable things, wouldn't this be the case as well?
Angel Diaz
>How do we
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?
Henry Parker
Ok then. Let me rephrase that. How do I attain immortality?
Julian Diaz
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John Hughes
"Forever" -- what is dark-energy-dominated era
Liam Rogers
Hahah dude it's easy many like come on! All you have to do is:
BEE YOUR SELF ITS EASY MANG
EBE OURY ESLF
EEB UYOR LESF
BEE ROUY FESL
COME ON LETS DOIT RIGHTNOW RIGHT HER E MUFUGGA
Josiah Davis
Alterations involving regeneration is the key to immortalization
Isaac Walker
You can't, you will die and nothing you do will change that.
Jack Thompson
Be obscenely wealthy or well connected and wait about fifty to a hundred years.
Jace Thomas
Aaron Sanchez
Eugenics to achieve pic related is probably the closest humanity could realistically ever get
Jack Garcia
Is this what the globalists want?
Matthew Taylor
body swapping
its the only real way
Nathaniel King
L-like swapping with a qt grill?
Luke Watson
Negligible senescence is probably achievable with changes to the human genome in the next couple decades, but true immortality is probably never gonna happen.
Evan Reed
Define grill, as in specify age,
Nolan Gutierrez
16-30, and inexplicably eager to have sex in a male body
Brandon Campbell
Replace the brain over a period of time with electrical equivalents, piece by piece while still conscious. Then once the brain is 100% replaced you can get put in a robot. Uploading is not immortality, it's a copy of you that becomes immortal.
Owen Wood
"Ancient" alchemists were in the fucking dark about almost everything.
Henning Brand thought that life and gold and silver must have something in common for some weird reason. So he boiled human urine in a furnace to contrcact gold. Ultimately he discovered phosphorus, but totally out of accident.