Life hand you lemon, wat do

life hand you lemon, wat do.

Ram it up my ass because in a pervert.

*hands

Shove it up my boyfriends ass because he's a faggot.

>hands

Mr.?

Hello, Jamal

>wat do
realize it's actually a lime, you doofus

Put it up my ass, my boyfriend's ass, and my horse's ass.

burn down lifes house with the lemons

The cake is a lie xD

Give the lemon AIDS.

that's a lime

Find someone that life gave Vodka or Tequila.

Go to bed Cave Johnson

you can tell by only seeing like 5% of her that she is hot as fuck. Why do people date and fuck fatties?

If our lord and savior jesus H. christ presented a lemon in my life, I would proceed to the returns desk and trade it in for an apple so I can eat it.

>Find someone that life gave Vodka or Tequila.
i chuck-chucked. underrated post, +2 interwebs.

>she is hot as fuck
that's a 13 year old, you goddamn pedo.

put my dick in it

It's like I'm actually on Facebook

I sure like lemons.

Can I watch?

I am so jelly....

>wat do
>>wat do
>>>realize it's actually a lime you doofus
Eat it whole because plain lime is a tastier snack than a lemon.

You are a jelly citrus baby and you are too young for these things.

>that's a 13 year old, you goddamn pedo.
You do know what board you're on, right?

Make margaritas with only lemons limes and oranges. All fruit and salt and PatrĂ³n.

>that's a 13 year old,
Thanx for confirming because I wasn't sure if I should fap or not.
*unzips dick*

I'm dyslexic but it's not all bad though. Life keeps giving me melons.

You'd kill yourself if you saw the majority of posts on Veeky Forums back in 2006.

yeah, a bit old, but i'd still smash

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